The toll you pay by nodding, mm-hmming, and pretending to follow an endless monologue from a talkative partner so you can withdraw some benefits later. Often paid at dinner, in the car, or while they debrief you on an entire season of a show you’ve never seen.
Sat through a 20-minute rant about her friend’s boyfriend I’ve never met. Yap tax is steep tonight, but the ROI is looking good.
by IAmThatDude March 16, 2025
Get the Yap taxmug. when you are babbling on about some philosophical mid life crisis type shit because you're struggling and try to find a deeper understanding of it in order to cope with your problems when in reality you're just waffling on some dogshit that nobody else can understand.
person 1: life is all luck, everything is all just pointless, you could die any day you really gonna just wait for dreams to come true?
person 2: oh BROOOOOOOOOTHER what the fuck are you ON ABOUT
person 3: did i walk into a fight orr??
person 2: no this toddler is just having another philosophical yap crisis about some bullshit
person 2: oh BROOOOOOOOOTHER what the fuck are you ON ABOUT
person 3: did i walk into a fight orr??
person 2: no this toddler is just having another philosophical yap crisis about some bullshit
by cum muncher 23000 December 3, 2023
Get the yap crisismug. by hhhhhhheehehhe October 5, 2023
Get the yappingmug. by crazeywazey February 4, 2025
Get the yapping your mouthmug. Yapping is talking lots and lots and lots, like reneé rapp in the bridge of her single "talk too much":
Okay, having said all that
Do you still wanna be with me?
'Cause, like, I wanna be with you
Like, like, maybe even forever
Holy shit, okay, maybe not forever
I mean, like, I'm, I'm not saying not forever
I, I actually have no idea what I'm saying
Are you mad at me?
'Cause, 'cause it's cool if you are
Right? Like, I don't care
But like, if, if you are then I'm gonna resent you
Okay? I'll forgive you but
I'm just wondering, like, okay, like, is this a sign?
Do I actually hate you?
I, I just wanna be honest, right?
Like, do you still love me?
Okay, having said all that
Do you still wanna be with me?
'Cause, like, I wanna be with you
Like, like, maybe even forever
Holy shit, okay, maybe not forever
I mean, like, I'm, I'm not saying not forever
I, I actually have no idea what I'm saying
Are you mad at me?
'Cause, 'cause it's cool if you are
Right? Like, I don't care
But like, if, if you are then I'm gonna resent you
Okay? I'll forgive you but
I'm just wondering, like, okay, like, is this a sign?
Do I actually hate you?
I, I just wanna be honest, right?
Like, do you still love me?
Me: Hey bro, what does yapping mean?
Bro: Oh, I'm so glad you asked!! So yapping is basically, so basically it's like where you just talk on and on for ages in great depth without stopping. Like in reneé rapp's song, talk too much. She talks a lot in the bridge and we could call that yapping because she just goes on and on and on and on and on.
Bro: Oh, I'm so glad you asked!! So yapping is basically, so basically it's like where you just talk on and on for ages in great depth without stopping. Like in reneé rapp's song, talk too much. She talks a lot in the bridge and we could call that yapping because she just goes on and on and on and on and on.
by littlelesbianintern May 19, 2024
Get the Yappingmug. When your mouth overides your ass. Talking way way to much about nothing. Not being able to stop talking.
Dude: that guy won't shut the fuck up!
Girl: yeah nigga, he's got a bad case of flapping yap syndrome.
Girl: yeah nigga, he's got a bad case of flapping yap syndrome.
by Nick"o"letty November 5, 2022
Get the flapping yap syndromemug. by TeeJ671 March 27, 2024
Get the Yappingmug.