Xylander

1. Greek name meaning Forest Man
2. A person who is very horny, bisexual and sarcastic.
3. Easily drunk on alcohol.

That guy is a real Xylander.

or

That girl at the bar reminds me of Xylander.

by Dani colephin July 29, 2009

Xylon IF

A IFunny user that has been growing quick lot's of good comics, and is down to earth and speaks his mind but overall a great person.

IFunny user 1: Xylon IF is always on the explore channel and his sub count keeps rising.
IFunny user 2: well he does post some good comics.

by Dabfreak September 29, 2018

xylobeccant

wood-pecking.

Woodpeckers are xylobeccant birds.

by uttam maharjan August 12, 2011

Xylophone

When a man picks up a skinny girl at the bar then take her to a hotel then after master bating strike her rib cage with your penis

Man She made me do the xylophone but then she ended up with bruses.

by Jfkfjrjdjjfjfjffmfjfjrj February 10, 2015

xylopolist

This word is the definition of a person who sells wood

Guy:I'm running low on wood.I'm gonna go to a xylopolist

by OmgCholesterol April 14, 2018

xylin

Basically the art of being the best at whatever you partake on

I am going to practice so hard that I will achieve xylin levels

by Advisor deriver March 15, 2018

xylus

Xylus is the most funniest and kind loving person you’ll ever meet.When you first meet him is really really shy but later on when you guys both know each other really well he I’ll open up more towards you.He also can get mad easily but if you don’t annoy him that much you’ll be fine but if you do good luck! He is really smart but he denies it a lot but he is really smart... he is also really really competitive and athletic so if your competitive and athletic too you found the best friend..but when xylus is sad he won’t tell anyone why he is sad but if you ask him at least a few times he will tell you why and when he is in trouble he would put his head down and you’ll easily notice that he got in trouble. But he is a really funny because when he makes silly faces,jokes,or when he get hurts by accident makes everyone funny and lightens the mood in the area. Xylus is the most funniest and kind loving person that his family and friends well tell you his because xylus loves his friends and family and his loves never dies.

Friends:"Hey xylus!, want to race or play football again?"

Xylus:" let’s race because I’m really in the mood of beating you guys to the finish line!!"

Friends:"ok buddy BET!!"

Xylus:"BET!"

by Josi_Army0712 May 8, 2019