wooly snail

super hairy slimy vagina

Mark was so drunk the other night he tried eating his sisters wooly snail.

by Thomas broadway December 6, 2022

Woolfy

One sexy mf who has a fat penis

woolfys a fucking mad lad

by daddywoolf69420 March 22, 2023

Wet wooley

When you lick your finger and stick it in someone else's butt

Last night I gave John a wet wooley and now I have poop under my fingernail....

by Stickydixs July 18, 2019

wooly booger

an amalgamation of feces and toilet paper that clings to anal hairs after wiping. . .also know as a 'dingleberry'

I need to wipe better. . .I found five wooly boogers in the shower this morning.

by John Schiro December 14, 2008

one-eyed wooly booger

another term for the males sex tool. also known as the penis, this instrument is known for gagging and making females scream when used correctly.

Did you see the size of the guy's one-eyed wooly booger?!

by heywoodjablowme August 31, 2006

woolly dog

Used in an Australian phrase, meaning to "fuck off."

1. Get a big black woolly dog up ya!

2. Get a woolly dog up ya!

by Dee Cee 66 March 29, 2009

woolly pully

a hand-job given in a location so cold, it must be administered by someone wearing mittens

Guy 1: Man, me and my girl were mackin' in my car last night, but it was so cold that when the time came she had to give me a woolly pully.

Guy 2: Nice.

by papa_squat_0516 April 12, 2011