Noun. Refers to a modification of the traditional forestry mulching machine known as a "woodchipper," wherein there are hurricane fans that swiftly guide annoying dogs, especially ankle-biters, into a robust woodchipper, ending those annoying barks and, best of all, you get a lot of taco meat as a result!
John: Bruh, tacos sound good for dinner.
Tyler: We're out of beef. If you're truly dead-set on tacos, we can always throw the dog in the woof-woof chipper. We'd have plenty of taco meat!
John: Fuck yeah bro; excellent idea! Come on O' Yeller, time to meet the woof-woof chipper!
Tyler: We're out of beef. If you're truly dead-set on tacos, we can always throw the dog in the woof-woof chipper. We'd have plenty of taco meat!
John: Fuck yeah bro; excellent idea! Come on O' Yeller, time to meet the woof-woof chipper!
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper April 24, 2025
Get the WOOF-WOOF CHIPPERmug. 
by doggyfluzie27283 September 17, 2021
Get the woof woofmug. by gayfuckkcauseimbord May 9, 2023
Get the woof woof mommymug. A furry or pick me girl.
by coochie sniffer January 30, 2024
Get the woof woof girlmug. by Rob run corleone August 27, 2022
Get the Woofmug. by s0phi4_177 January 17, 2022
Get the Woofmug.