Woof 

A sound a dog makes

woof woof, bow wow, pant says the dog

Woof by catsrulesomuch May 3, 2019

Woof 

the noise of a dog

woof! woof! arf!

Woof by catsrulesomuch June 17, 2019

Woof Daddy 

A superior alpha, who asserts dominance through a loud bark or 'woof'. Opposes all noncery and any mad backwards kunts.

After many years, and many great successes, it had been clear that Clive had grown into a Woof Daddy.

Woof Daddy by Dwaffmandu October 21, 2019

woof 

a reaction statement to pretty much anything, but most commonly in gossip, judging another

woof can also be a form of agreement, disagreement, and can also be used in a complementary sense

The word is usually stated just how it reads in a different tone, though sometimes it may be said in an actual bark

"Have you heard what horrible decisions Liv is making with her life?!"
"Woof"
"What do you think of this outfit?"
"Woof"
"They broke up because he wanted alone time even though they’re thousands of miles apart and I just saw a picture of him with his ex-girlfriend"
"Woof"
"Can we facetime right now?"
"Woof"
"It might be time to get off of Instagram"
"Woof"
"This* politician is in my town"
"Woof"
"Eli Whitney invented the cotton gin"
"Woof

woof by Goou December 1, 2019

woof 

woof woof language

"yo I speak woof"

woof by dabisbitch October 15, 2020

Woof 

So, I don't know if anyone else does this, but when my band director talks too much, he finishes off by saying, "woof." It's like, "Phew!" but...woof.

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah............ and now we're going to play this warm up....... blah blah blah..... woof!

Woof by that band/drama/nerd/crazy kid November 8, 2020

tumble woof 

The dog hair that blows around the house like tumbleweed.
This only usually becomes a problem when the dog is malting.

We really need to vacuum, the tumble woof is getting out of control.

tumble woof by anonymous December 17, 2020