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Woman

A crazy bitch who cannot control their emotions. Known to: rage, cry, pms, and much more. Women (pl.) are known to rarely make up their minds and to never say what they really mean. women have a very hard time moving on from stuff due to emotional ties which are fucking stupid. Typically very talkative and don't know their place.
Person A: "man, my girlfriend just wont shut the fuck up"

Person B: "so she's a 'woman'?"
by Wimmeh April 2, 2010
mugGet the Womanmug.

Woman

Any person that talks way too much, constantly nags, is extrememly paranoid, or is completely psychotic. They have been known for their low level of intelligence and ability to spend money on useless things. They like corn and yams usually.
Why is that woman doin that?
by TSB JaKE September 24, 2009
mugGet the Womanmug.

Woman

Guy 1: hey i need to clean my house can i borrow your broom?

Guy 2: It's broken but you can borrow my woman if you want it's just as good

Guy 1: Thanks man you rock!
by Mr.Perfect1 December 11, 2009
mugGet the Womanmug.

Woman

There’s two genders kitchen(woman) and man
by Dylan Mogg December 11, 2018
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Woman

The one who ate the apple from the forbidden tree and Fucked it up for all of us.
Man 1: Im going to Hell.
Man 2: Why?
Man1: Cuz of a Woman.
by ColombianO75 March 22, 2010
mugGet the Womanmug.

Woman

Sandwich machines, belong in the kitchen, cleans the house while the men work, they cant vote. Short and just used to make more men.
That woman belongs in the kitchen. What is she doing here?
by FunkFan530 February 17, 2022
mugGet the Womanmug.

Woman

A vessel that holds the counterpart of the penis.
In order to lose your virginity you must make love to a woman with her consent.
by Poopeefingers December 4, 2019
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