Woman

Any person that talks way too much, constantly nags, is extrememly paranoid, or is completely psychotic. They have been known for their low level of intelligence and ability to spend money on useless things. They like corn and yams usually.

Why is that woman doin that?

by TSB JaKE September 24, 2009

Woman

An Object, not unlike a toaster

Guy 1: hey i need to clean my house can i borrow your broom?

Guy 2: It's broken but you can borrow my woman if you want it's just as good

Guy 1: Thanks man you rock!

by Mr.Perfect1 December 11, 2009

Woman

Kitchen tool

Perfect In the kitchen

Brilliant at making sandwiches

There’s two genders kitchen(woman) and man

by Dylan Mogg December 11, 2018

Woman

The one who ate the apple from the forbidden tree and Fucked it up for all of us.

Man 1: Im going to Hell.
Man 2: Why?
Man1: Cuz of a Woman.

by ColombianO75 March 22, 2010

Woman

An object used for dishwashing, cooking and cleaning. An object which has the ability to talk-
Plural form: women/dishwashers

Man 1: Wassup Man 2 how is your woman?
Man 2: Really bad can't even cook neither wash my dishes, I will probably sell her in the black market or some shit
Man 1: Oh that's really bad, I can sell you one of my women if you want one of them.
Man 2: You sure homie?
Man 1: Yeah
Man 2: Thank you dude, this stupid bitch is always crying and shit I have had enough of this dishwasher.

by Real Nigga Tyrone August 26, 2017

Woman

A vessel that holds the counterpart of the penis.

In order to lose your virginity you must make love to a woman with her consent.

by Poopeefingers December 4, 2019

Woman

Sandwich machines, belong in the kitchen, cleans the house while the men work, they cant vote. Short and just used to make more men.

That woman belongs in the kitchen. What is she doing here?

by FunkFan530 February 17, 2022