Grandma Wings

The hanging fat on the back of the arms above the elbow and under the armpit of an old woman. No muscle (tricep) all blubber

She reached up for the grits and the grandma wings started to flap.

by 7will July 28, 2009

Detroit Red Wings

This team is possibly the most loved and hated team in the NHL, but their only hated because they have more Stanley Cups than any other American team. So anyone who thinks they suck or have cocky fans can shut their pathetic mouths because they obviously don't know true hockey. They've won 11 cups, and not to mention have been in the playoffs for 20 straight years. Wanna know how difficult that is? Ask Chicago.

Chicago fan: "The Detroit Red Wings fans are so cocky."

Detroit fan: "Only 'cause we win. You can't spell Red Wings without WIN."

by Crazyforhockey June 9, 2011

who dares wins

The motto of the world's greatest strike unit, the SAS.

Losely translates as "Stop pansying around and grow some you little bitch"

Is that Thatcher?

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

Winnsboro

The shittiest town in Fairfield county. Known for crooked cops, ignorant people, Wal-Mart, and it's shitty school district.

Hey, Winnsboro sucks.

by A.L.W. May 29, 2008

Persian Windshield Wiper

The Persian Windshield Wiper is when you ejaculate on a woman's (or if you prefer man's) face. Directly afterwords grab the shaft of your penis and flip it back and forth across her face like a windshield wiper hard enough to get the cum off, but not hard enough to break her nose.

"After I came on that bitches face, she started to complain, so I grabbed my cock and gave her a Persian Windshield Wiper"

by The Middle Eastern Sex Master February 10, 2010

Detroit Red Wings

Ten Time Stanley Cup Champion:

1936-37
1943
1950
1952
1954-55
1997-98
2002

A team that is well known for the " feast or famine " persona.

Has lost to the Western Conference Champion three times in a row:

Anaheim Mighty Ducks, 2003, Calgary Flames, 2004, Edmonton Oilers, 2006
All three times before reaching the 3rd Round.

The Red Wings have gone on to win the Stanley Cup every time since 1997 after reaching the Conference Finals.

Always a great Stanley Cup Contender.

" Go Wings Go! "

" The Detroit Red Wings are going to kill Colorado "

by Bill Abnovsky August 19, 2006

Dirty Windshield

A sexual act where one person wraps his/her head in saran wrap and watches as the asshole opens and closes from another person who is crapping on thier face.

Guy 1- "I heard Tommy really loved it when Janice gave him a DIRTY WINDSHIELD"
Guy 2- "I heard that also..."
Guy 1- "Could you give me a DIRTY WINDSHIELD?"
Guy 2- " Oh but of course!"

by PA Control January 12, 2011