William

William used to the record time for most raw eggs eaten in 30 seconds until he was dethroned by the the well respected Arpit Lall of Chhattisgarh, India. While William is well respected in the world record community, he lost a lot of that respect when he had a mental breakdown after losing his title.

Guy 1: Wow who is that guy.
Guy 2: That’s William.
Guy 1: I bet he could eat a lot of raw eggs in 30 seconds.

by Neighborhood gladiator October 24, 2020

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William

William

A recently discovered species called Williamis Erectus. William is the latin term for never ending sexiness.

Is a sexy beast of a human being standing at 6 feet tall and strong AF.

Usually has blue eyes and a unique kind of charm and personality. Makes you feel special and you feel there is something special about him too. Oftentimes likes bwing hilarious and witty and dirty.

Legendary in bed and a dedicated lover. Intelligent and offers good advice. Also a great and loyal friend

He has a dirty mind because he does dirty things.

You will never forget a William.

William decided to drop out of University to start a nudist colony on Moshup beach and devoted all of his time to his sexiness and extreme ambitions.

"William is so dirty and hilarious" "I wish I could bang the shit out of William" "I Want William to put a baby in me"

by Thatassisthicc69 July 5, 2022

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A unique person. Hard for many people to understand hence you need to give him a lot of time to try to welcome yourself into his space. Mostly comes off as rude because of his straight-forwardness but never means to hurt anyone. Tries his best to be diplomatic. Sort of crazy and misleading because of his social awkwardness. Blurts some questionable statements out with the most innocent face he has that you can't help but understand him. Strikingly talented with the most amazingly hot voice and a brilliant smile. Looks even hotter when he gets mad. Loves his mother ardently. Sometimes mature, sometimes not. Loves , loves and just loves sex. Bad at texting, good at reading people but barely tells anyone what he's thinking about. Even after a fiasco with him, at the end of the day, you somehow always yearn to go back to him. He has a pure heart and the grunt he makes while laughing just complements how rare he is. Even listening to the sound of his voice can comfort you when under stress. You just can't help but fall for him.Tries too hard to fit in even when he just needs to be himself. Someone who should start loving and accepting themselves before they fall for someone else.

person 1: Did you hear William singing?
person 2: Of course, how can one not with such a splendid voice?

by youreanidiot:) March 30, 2023

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A small person with a LOT of energy. William is awful to many people... But it’s not always his fault to be awful.
Most people hate him but some thinks he’s ok and kinda funny.

William fall, person: ”Ohh William not agian... That’s so typical you!”

William do something unkindly to a person for the hundred time, person: ”WILLIAM!!!!”

by Uilkyhhhj July 10, 2018

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