whatthefuckery

Extreme circumstances that normally lead one to exclaim "What the f##k?".

During the ongoing whatthefuckery that ensued in getting a cab, we lost track of how late we were.

by Tijw December 13, 2004

Wattsie

The act of defecating a urinal or sink. Usually earns great respect among men, but seems, strangely, to repel women.

"Dude! Someone took a shit in the urinal!!!"
"No way! Someone wattsied!?"

"How much would you give me to wattsie in this restraunt?"
"Sick! Why would I pay you to leave a turd in the sink?"

by C P H February 21, 2009

Watts

City outside of L.A. Many know it for its rebellion phase in the 90s where discriminated blacks came together and rioted. Also the place where the bloods and crips became part-time allies

"Hey, lets leave the CPT and head to Watts"

by locc09 May 24, 2018

Naomi Watts

An Australian babe who gets naked in alot of her films.

Naomi got naked in 21 Grams.

by <insert> October 2, 2004

Would you like a glass of WATTAA

Simple game in which one person will say Would you like a glass of....When saying WATTTAAA the person will make it sound like a bruce lee soundFX and hit the other person in the chest.

"Hey dude would you like a glass of WATTAA"
SMACK
"Ow dude...Ow"

by Mat Lee May 5, 2007

wattpad

The home of the fucked up shit and sex stories about senpais

I looked up some porn and wattpad apeared

by dsfghj,khlkjaspe drfkhoased lr July 11, 2017

Wattpad spasmic

People (often 12/13 year olds) who post five-page stories on Wattpad in first-person, then connect that to Facebook in the dim hopes that someone will recognize them for the literary talent they are not.

That girl is a real Wattpad spasmic, she wrote two pages with a fuck load of mistakes with the promise of more when she gets twenty likes

by Percivail September 28, 2013