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Whopper Jr.

When a large-headed cheap bastard loser kid, puts his tiny dick inbetween and fat ugly white-as-hell dog and humps for awhile. This ends with the large-headed cheap bastard blows his load and the white dog says, "It' Skicky!?"
Zach whopper jr.'ed emily and it was very ickyy.
by Pat MaCrotch January 16, 2008
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Whopper Snatcher

Someone who enjoys the candy Whoppers© (chocolate covered malt balls) that they snatch them up when ever they see them. Other words that are similar to this are "Whopper snatcha" "Whoppa Snatcha"
Those kids trick or treating were such whopper snatchers.

At the factory tour of Whoppers© some kids grabbed all the free Whopper© samples and the guide thought they were such whopper snatcha's!
by Bubble Blox October 31, 2009
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whopper whopper whopper whopper

Burger King sucks ass, instead you should go to kfc, yummy chicken taste good tho good good for good you should eat kfc
Person 1: wanna go to Burger King?
Person 2: whopper whopper whopper whopper, kfc is so much better but they’re paying me to make this song

Person 1: ok
by Vortex49 May 6, 2023
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whopper patch

A transdermal patch in a Burger King commercial that enables the wearer to resist the craving for a Whopper.
Narrator:It's been many hours of staring for these people in the staring contest. Now we bring in the Whopper to see who wins.
::places Whopper in between the two people staring at each other::
::Person 1 looks away and eats the whopper::
::Person 2 rolls up his sleeve to show the Whopper Patch::
Person 1:"Whopper patch!!?? That's not fair!!"
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Whopper Jr.

My friend, Mr. D.W. Whopper's unit
At my party, my friend whipped out the Whopper Jr. for the ladies. Subsequently, they all left. Thanks dude.
by Big Chimpin' January 5, 2008
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whopper queen

Street slang for Burger King... Opposite of King=Queen. whopper
Hey Joe let's go hit up the Whopper Queen for a flamer.
by TheRon February 3, 2006
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whopper cock

When an employee of BK is working in the kitchen making sandwhiches, and has to goto the bathroom; and they do not wash their hands before touching their penis to pull it out of their pants and handles it while peeing.
while working at BK in the kitchen, health department allows us bare hand contact while assembling sandwhiches. Your hands smell like whoppers after making multitues of sandwhiches from the meat, and touching lettuce, tomatoes, pickels, and raw onions constantly. If you don't wash your hands before handling you penis, the smell and greese is now transfered to your pennis. Hense your penis now smells like a whopper! And probbly taste like one too!
Now you have a "Whopper Cock"

Ill, I know... just some of the things you think of while working at the king.

belive me I wash my hands like a thousand times a day, no joke!
by Drewnin November 12, 2010
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