waving my dick in the wind

showing interest in someone who doesn't seem to show interest back

"I thought she was into me, but I was just waving my dick in the wind"

by mrdew December 21, 2017

waving my dick in the wind

Looking stupid or dumb. From The Ween Song, Waving My Dick in the Wind

"So I just sat there in the horse costume waving my dick in the wind"

"Look at Tim, he's waving his dick in the wind"

by P.I. Staker August 4, 2007

Hetty Wainthropp

A hilariously cheesy extremely British mystery show about a "spunky" detective lady in her 60's that acquires Geoffrey Shawcross Dominic Monaghan as her sleuth sidekick...an incredibly cute 19 year old sidekick...who is still incredibly cute as a widdle owd hobbit...
Ran from 96 to 2000 (not sure, check on IMDB)

"I have problems talking to girls..."
"Yup! I'm an Aussie. I'm here for the cricket."

by kerplunkymunky February 3, 2004

Wahine

a woman of polynesian race.

see dat wahine ova there? that be mah mum

by MizTui May 2, 2003

Waking off

When a male wakes up with morning wood, then proceeds to relieve himself by masturbating.

"I woke up this morning and caught Dave waking off! I enjoyed it thoroghly..."

by J-Raq October 22, 2006

Wainwright

The most weird, funny, strange, odd, retarded, and awsome family in the universe!

Person 1- Why is the neighborhood red?
Person 2- Must be those Wainwrights again.

by Loopyloo089392374 March 25, 2010

Wagina

The skin on the inner side of your elbow.
The opposite of your weenis.

He may have a really crusty weenis, but at least his wagina is soft.

by ibman67 March 28, 2009