Nickle Washer

1.) One who is void of talent and tact. Loser or lay-about. A generally worthless human being.

2.) One who washes nickles for employment.

1.) "That no good nickle washer stole my wallet."
2.) "Until this economy picks up, I've had to become a nickle washer to pay my bills."

by MeanJeanMcGee February 11, 2013

Shakeproof Washer

Arsehole. If you're not familiar with shakeproof washers, take a look at the tow ball on your car where it attaches to the towing bracket. You will see two large bolts fitted with what looks suspiciously like a human sphyncter.

Nigel, I think a trip to casualty may be in order as my shakeproof washer seems to have an inhuman grip on your spam javelin.

by balconybelly November 11, 2011

Window washer

When a man or woman plus their foot to their butt and rubs with toes on their back to keep and clean their ass crack

Man, she gives a great window washer; did you smell anything after that window washer; did you hear that window washer

by Petergazer4life June 1, 2025

Noodle washer

A Guinea that stands there and washes his own angel hair repeatedly for countless hours.

Aye look that kid Ant Vitorio what a noodle washer.

by Jmac175 July 6, 2019

Front load washer

Giving a blowjob on your knees while eating a tide pod

That front load washer sure made my dick shine

by Steph Speaks May 30, 2018

Table Washer

Someone with special needs that receives minimal tasks to make them feel like they can contribute to society.

Wasn't she a table washer in high school?

by Kyleness6969 November 18, 2024

winnie washer

Someones mouth..

Shut your fucking winnie washer...

by Butter , cleveland tn March 12, 2018