1. The root of all evil masked by a cute little smiley face that is really only after the little bit of money you have.
2. The shopping center for all people who (a) Think Faded Glory is a nice brand when what it does to your clothes is IN ITS NAME and (b) have food stamps and fill up the lines on the 1st of every month
3. Home to creepy homeless people who walk around the store at late hours
2. The shopping center for all people who (a) Think Faded Glory is a nice brand when what it does to your clothes is IN ITS NAME and (b) have food stamps and fill up the lines on the 1st of every month
3. Home to creepy homeless people who walk around the store at late hours
1. Wal Mart: slashing prices, slashing away small businesses, and slashing your economy!
2. Person 1: Jeez, why is it so crowded at Wal Mart tonight?
Person 2: First of the month! Food stamp time!
3. Homless man: Hey kid want some candy?
2. Person 1: Jeez, why is it so crowded at Wal Mart tonight?
Person 2: First of the month! Food stamp time!
3. Homless man: Hey kid want some candy?
by ChickaBoomRock November 21, 2010
1. A vast sucking morass of evil and tyranny. 2. The height and epitome of collective corporate sociopathy and amorality. 3. The gate to hell as it is characterized by all three major Abrahamic world religions. 4. Shopping there precludes to possibility of being reincarnated as anything but a cockroach for the next 2 million years.
as invective "Go to Wal-mart"
by aliceandthecat July 31, 2011
Wall-mart :: A place full of broke rednecks trying to get dog food on sale, also where low lifes all hang out a talk about tractors
Hey yall let's go to wal-mart, I think Britney Spears will be there maybe we can get her autograph =
by Mr_Emo_ December 17, 2006
A hidden camera in the wall, so that you can watch your neighbors have sex and later sell the video tapes.
"I hear that couple really gets off screwing the shit out of eachother." "That's ok we make a profit everytime and take their shit to wal-mart."
by joe1967 December 08, 2007
1. A great place to go when your central air-condition breaks.
2. A great place to go when you want to wander a asphalt desert in search of you vehicle.
3.A great place to buy cheap objects that are a pitiful excuse for clothing.
4.A monopolizing facist conglomerate "American business" even though most of thier products obviously come from Chinese sweat-shops.
2. A great place to go when you want to wander a asphalt desert in search of you vehicle.
3.A great place to buy cheap objects that are a pitiful excuse for clothing.
4.A monopolizing facist conglomerate "American business" even though most of thier products obviously come from Chinese sweat-shops.
1.Kid: Mommy!!!! I'm hot, why isn't the air on?
Mommy: Dear, the air broke.
Kid and Mommy together: Lets go to Wal-mart!!!
2.Dude1: Where's my car?
Dude2: IDK.
3.Teen1: OMG my shirt just got a hole!
Teen2:It's bc you got it at Wal-mart, duh.
4.Chinese worker: Ching-chong pay me more!
American consumer: Hells no I like shopping at Wal-mart!
Mommy: Dear, the air broke.
Kid and Mommy together: Lets go to Wal-mart!!!
2.Dude1: Where's my car?
Dude2: IDK.
3.Teen1: OMG my shirt just got a hole!
Teen2:It's bc you got it at Wal-mart, duh.
4.Chinese worker: Ching-chong pay me more!
American consumer: Hells no I like shopping at Wal-mart!
by whoabaybay July 04, 2007
1. Innovator of a pricing structure that admits most consumers goods purchased in the First World are SHIT that isn't worth more than $20.
2. Employer capable of aiding old people as they limp toward the ends of their hollow live without having to rely solely on Social Security.
3. Enabler of lazy college students unwilling to learn.
2. Employer capable of aiding old people as they limp toward the ends of their hollow live without having to rely solely on Social Security.
3. Enabler of lazy college students unwilling to learn.
1. Hey Bob, did you buy that fucking shit at Wal-mart?!
2. Dude? You mom works at Wal-mart. That's fucking pathetic. So does mine!
3. Dude? I work at Wal-mart. That's fucking pathetic.
2. Dude? You mom works at Wal-mart. That's fucking pathetic. So does mine!
3. Dude? I work at Wal-mart. That's fucking pathetic.
by JC February 18, 2004
A.- The act of entering wal-mart in a strange costume and performing a simple dance.
B.- Going to wal-mart and fucking shit up
B.- Going to wal-mart and fucking shit up
Ted: Hey dude we're about to go fuck shit up at wal-mart, wanna come?
Roger: You mean wal-marting?
Ted: Sure whatever.
Rodger: HELL YEAH!!!
Rian: What's that strange costume for?
Joe: Wal-marting, what else dumbasss.
Rian: Just asking...
Roger: You mean wal-marting?
Ted: Sure whatever.
Rodger: HELL YEAH!!!
Rian: What's that strange costume for?
Joe: Wal-marting, what else dumbasss.
Rian: Just asking...
by ThaGoldenRod June 19, 2012