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Waitressing

The act of asking an individual (the diner) to "place an order" of a certain type of canned or jarred food and then inserting that can or jar into the diner's orifice for the purpose of sexual pleasure. The waitress then pronounces that, "dinner is served."

When being waited upon, it is proper etiquette to tip the waitress. The waitress should provide the diner with an after-dinner mint or beverage.
Girl: "I'd LOVE waitressing. Waitress me, baby."
Guy: "Dinner is served."
by OddsBodkins November 22, 2011
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Waiterme

This term is used exclusively by members of an elite group of extremely intelligent, precious and endearing three year olds. Thus far, the group includes only one member. The term is used (in speaking) at the end of an otherwise logical and well thought out statement or question. The term serves two purposes; to signal the conclusion of the statement or question, and to satisfy a craving the speaker has to include an additional word as a personal trademark or branding upon the statement or question.
Stanger, I want some Strawberry Ooo-Woo Waiterme Waiterminute, Yesterday Peas?
by Cronky's Girl December 26, 2008
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Waitar

wey-tar Definition: similar to the gaydar concept, except it's related to serving people at a restaurant. As a server, you develop this radar over time after assessing many different tables. It allows you to quickly distinguish good parties from bad ones.
Molly's waitar went off as soon as she approached the table. The customer was rudely talking on the phone with someone and used an unfriendly tone when ordering his food.
by Basilman212 July 23, 2016
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waiter voice

Tone of voice generally used to ask people for favors. Overly nice and soft toned. Normally not seen as a good thing.
Rosie uses her waiter voice to convince me to do her homework,
by colibri1 November 20, 2017
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waiterboarded

To be pressured into picking off the menu by the presence of a waiter.
"I need to be waiterboarded or I will never choose between the chicken parma or the lasagna."
by jarsy2004 January 24, 2019
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Waitertress

Your roommate being an angel and balancing your million and one dirty dishes to help you clean your room.
Look at me, being a waitertress
by Siren Fantasy May 24, 2020
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Waitir

WAITIR I LOVE EATING
by Mixii :> September 13, 2020
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