A word for describing when a woman's pants are pulled up so tight you can see her beef curtains. This has the resemblance of tracks left by a wagon wheel. Observing said event can be enjoyable yet leads to penis frustration since it makes you want to have sex with her. The term is synonymous with camel toe.
1. "Her wagon ruts made my dick want to travel the oregon trail."
2. "I'm no Stephen Hawking but her wagon ruts are sooo deep her vagina might be a black hole."
3. "The fabric of her pants created wagon ruts as it tried to traverse her cavernous poon."
2. "I'm no Stephen Hawking but her wagon ruts are sooo deep her vagina might be a black hole."
3. "The fabric of her pants created wagon ruts as it tried to traverse her cavernous poon."
by cmoney55 September 19, 2011

by Kasie H December 27, 2007

"Look at that big, ugly Onceler Wagon! Let's egg it!"
e.g. a Hummer . . . or anything that gets under 15 mpg
e.g. a Hummer . . . or anything that gets under 15 mpg
by wonanee July 3, 2008

by Ivan da' Bear April 16, 2003

by 69ordoggystyle August 2, 2019

The swagon wagon is pretty much the train that all faggots who have "swag" and say stupid shit like YOLO and BRAH are aboard.
Dude, Brah, like yolo what up n*ggazz.
Bitch get off the swagon wagon.
The what? ehh whatever yolo swag #livin
Bitch get off the swagon wagon.
The what? ehh whatever yolo swag #livin
by whodatninja77 April 18, 2014
