Wang Wiggler

A unique way of creating a spinning helicopter motion with a flacid penis.

That mat guy sure knows how to wiggle his wang! i wish i was such a good wang wiggler.

by Jaina Proudmore April 12, 2015

Gladstone wiggle

the stroking and wiggling of your flaccid penis in the attempt to make it hard.

Did you see the guy accidentally posted himself doing the Gladstone wiggle on snapchats' public map last night?

by FilthyMexicn November 18, 2018

red wiggler

An insect that wiggles into your skin that is red and also creates a red barrow type bump on the arm. Not to be confused with the red wagller. It’s third specious cousin.

Look at that red wiggler, it’s wiggling.

by Red Insect Hunter May 23, 2019

Dippy wangle

When you pick up a card in cards against humanity that would have been perfect for the card played directly before

This card is a real dippy wangle! It would have been perfect.

by Nessiemaz13 November 23, 2022

The Higgler Wiggler

Wiggling a homeless man's dick while he's pissing.

David is a real goober, as he was walking by he saw a homeless man peeing, so of course, he gave him the old Higgler Wiggler.

The Higgler Wiggler is wiggling a homeless man's dick while he pees.

by Yuritarded__ January 7, 2021

Snazzy Wiggles

Your flamboyant, only-child, obnoxious co-worker who doesn't know when to lay off. He/she constantly plays office pranks and can't seem to focus on their actual job.

"I think it was Snazzy Wiggles who put that plastic bug in your water bottle and put vaseline on your desk drawer handle."

by Sweet Business November 30, 2006

dick waggling contest

Any event where males try to prove their worth by comparing their (often irrelevant) possessions/attributes, especially when size is involved. Good examples are the comparisons of engine or salary sizes. This meaning originates from the idea that he whose penis is larger is superior; primitive males would 'waggle their dicks' to show whose was bigger.

Reporter: President Johnson, why are we still fighting the war in Vietnam?
LBJ: (unzips his fly, draws out his substantial organ): This is why!
Onlooker 1: Dude, that guy just whipped it out like LBJ! It's like the whole war is just a big dick waggling contest!
Onlooker 2: That IS LBJ, fool.

by Benny Singles December 8, 2007