Third Wheel Syndrome

A disease in which no matter what group of people you're with you're always the one left out.

"I can't believe I got ignored tonight again"

"Yeah that Third Wheel Syndrome is quite the killer"

by Mr.Mac34 January 11, 2015

Scotchy Mother's Wheelchair

The vehicle used by Pork Schotch's mother who is even more Scotchy than The Porky Scotcher himself. Goofy Granny and Scotchman Porky Workie take the old bag out in the chair which is normally kept in the half car but was taken out for comical photographs.

Mickus: The Scotchers just left in the half car, lets take some photos in the Scotchy Mother's Wheelchair.

Monkus: Ok. I'd love to meet the old hag, I hear it's even more scotchy than Fishy MacSwell.

Mickus: Really? Must be very Scotchy then!

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 27, 2009

wheel sucker

To be on a long bike ride (training ride or race)and trailing a person or people very closely (thereby minimizing your effort and making the person in front of you do all the hard work)all day until the last leg, then taking off to finish the ride first in front of your buddies like you are hero.

"Did you see him last week? He is such a Wheel Sucker. He pulled a wellesley and rode up my back for 60 miles and then took off like a hero to finish the ride in front of us all!!! He should take some HGH, rather than make me do all the hard work"!

by The Real IG August 9, 2007

Wheezing

The kind of laugh that sounds like a man that is dying because he smokes too much.

After her friend sent her a meme, she started wheezing of laughter and her parents came up to her room because they thought she was dying but no, she was just wheezing.

by uh noOB December 21, 2018

hell on wheels

Used to describe someone or something (maybe a pet) that is tough, aggressive and hard to handle.

My 17 year old daughter is hell on wheels - she comes and goes without permission.

by Bomni February 10, 2005

Bitch On wheels

Classifies a group of women from hell who are like "Bitches" And the meaning " On wheels" is that since wheels keep moving continusly... Women keep ranting and saying alot of shit non stop ...like a continous spinning wheel.... Bitch on wheels!

Man today at the office, Our boss was like a Bitch on wheels...She kept ranting shit non stop!

by Bob_sala123 July 22, 2009

fifth wheel

n. Person who accompanies two (or more) couples in a social situation, who does not have a partner of his or her own. Often the fifth person's attendance is encouraged by one of the well-meaning but ignorant female partners, who may feel sorry for the lonely person, but will inevitably ignore them once the lovemaking starts. It carries the connotation that the fifth person is often an unneccesary and unwelcome addition to the scene in these conditions. Derived from "the fifth wheel of a car", which needing only four wheels to run, has no need of a fifth.

"Jim and Sue, Mike and Sally invited me to come camping with them, but I refused as I would only have been the fifth wheel on my own!"

by Mystikan January 1, 2004