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What would Barney say?

A question which confirming you to choose a girl by Barney's opinion.

And Barney is Neil Patrick Harris in a TV show HIMYM. He's a playboy and the righteous scorer of women.
Boy 1: I am going with that girl tonight, bro!

Boy 2: Yeah? Are you sure? She's not that tight.

Boy 1: Really?

Boy 2: Sure, what would Barney say?
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no one cares what you’re birthday says about you

No one gives a fuck about what your birthday shows on urban dictionary first the names and now this shit, like I’m tired seeing these on my story’s
no one cares what you’re birthday says about you we don’t give a fuck
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little baby say what?

a sentence to make your enemies shut their shenanigans up.
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I don't give a fuck what anyone says

Not giving a single fuck while ensuring your thought cannot be changed
" that guy is hacking I don't give a fuck what anyone says ! "
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So what you’re saying is...

Every video is an exercise in bringing people on to affirm your theory of the universe.

Dr Prophet JeepJorp “So what you’re saying is... And tell me if I’m wrong here... I’m right. I’m my world view, I mean. I’m right. About everything! Jung was wrong. You have a responsibility to others that I fulfill by doing whatever I want and like Moses I am a God to the Pharaoh... I’m... I’m better! Better than everyone! You need to do what I say because you can’t control your own mind! You can’t even understand your own mind! Only I can do it for you! ME! MEEEEEEE!!!”
Dr. Jewden “You’re absolutely right! That’s exactly what I was trying to say! You’re right! And Hym doesn’t need to say whatever comes into his mind at any time. Why? Because your thought is pollution and needs to be mediated by Dr. Jeepjorp (under threat of violence)! The public discourse NEEDS to be controlled! But not by the woke leftist. By us! We need to control it! The only way for you to live a meaningful life is for you to be controlled by us! Don’t you see!? Dr. Peepeestones was right all along! About everything! Because in the same way that a whore doesn’t need to fuck a retard, you don’t control of your own life. He’s not a charlatan! It doesn’t matter that he doesn’t believe in God! You need to do what the book says! And I’ll just keep doing whatever I want... regardless of what the book says! Don’t you see!? It’s better this way! It NEEDS to be this way! For everyone! Always and forever. So the Jews don’t get holocausted again... for trying to do the thing I’m trying to do... Er... I mean not that! Ignore that! I didn’t say that! No one has ever said that and no one should EVER say that again. No should they be allowed to... because you don’t need to... what you need... is to remain in your solipsistic bubble until I say that you deserve an elevated status... then, like me, YOU can become a God to Pharaoh... This is the only way!”

Dr. Professor God “So what you’re saying is...”
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