waving my dick in the wind

Looking stupid or dumb.

"Did you see Tom, he forgot his lines and just stood there waving his dick in the wind"

"You just left me there, I was there all alone waving my dick in the wind"

by cockshitballs August 4, 2007

hand waving

Attempting to get past a moment when a difficult explanation is required.

His project was late and all he could offer was some hand waving.

by Laelia October 23, 2003

Like waving a corndog in the Astrodome

When a woman's pussy is so loose, that a man can't get any sensation from intercourse.

Fucking Crissy is like waving a corndog in the Astrodome!

by CrissyIsAMudshark October 1, 2004

Waving the Brown Flag

When you call BS on something, you Wave the Brown Flag.

English Teacher: Everything in this book is a symbol!!
Student: That's it, I'm Waving the Brown Flag!!!

by TylerDaniels September 30, 2012

weeny waving

Is when you pull-down your pants and expose your half-staff penis to another person, group of people, or while riding in a moving vehicle for others to view, then grasp the base of the penis and "wave" it to the watching people.

"Bill was staying in a hotel and began weeny waving the people in the parking lot."

by Weenywaver September 5, 2006

Waking Up in Vegas

Verb

- To awake one day in a very undesirable situation. Named after the people who wake up in Sin City flat broke.

Waking up:

- In bed with your best friend's girl.

- Behind bars after a night of smashing car windows with a baseball bat.

- On the sidewalk with a hangover the day after a crazy party.

- Waking Up in Vegas flat broke.

- Etc

by Lil' B1 July 30, 2009

waking the cadaver

An American deathcore band. But not JUST a deathcore band, but a BR00TAL deathcore band, which generally involves taking the sheer intensity and talent of brutal death metal with the gayness of deathcore to get something much worse than the original 'core genre.

They have annoying vocals, bearable guitars, an annoying snare drum and inaudible bass. Oh and they're not goregrind (this is what scene kids think to be rebellious. This system has a parallel to those of people thinking Slipknot is death metal.)

I get annoying with the scene people at school wearing Bring Me The Horizon shirts, but if Waking the Cadaver becomes popular I swear I will murder them.

by The Aborted Crew March 4, 2009