by snakemanjames August 11, 2009
by TBARSTS May 19, 2010
A street name for Viagra.
by Kappa D June 10, 2008
A drink that teenagers carry around to look cool and act like they care about their health (like they didn't just eat a quarter pounder and fries from McDonalds). Sadly, what these poor kids don't know is that vitamin waters add water weight to your stomach=THEY GIVE YOU A FAT,SACK-LIKE BEER BELLY! (betcha didn't know that!) -Vitamin Waters are the reason so many teenage girls have those pudjy little love handles hanging out from the sides of their mid-drifts. yet still, teenagers gulp these down like they are a drink from the gods, when they taste like diluted kool-aid.But they make you look "healthy" and "cool" and that's all that matters!
girl 1: I've been working out 4 times a week at the gym, playing tennis, and eating nothing but salad and drinking nothing but Vitamin Waters.
girl 2: so what's the problem?
girl 1: I LOOK LIKE IM PREGNANT WITH TWINS!
girl 2: damn those Vitamin Waters!
girl 2: so what's the problem?
girl 1: I LOOK LIKE IM PREGNANT WITH TWINS!
girl 2: damn those Vitamin Waters!
by ~caramel~ May 26, 2005
by Harold Js November 25, 2020
Hollywood vitamins are steroids.
by The funeral director February 28, 2019
A code word for LSD. And with hope , I’m the near future, will see LSD reclassified as a Vitamin, effectively being just that “Vitamin LSD”.
by All city June 16, 2023