viking

The Vikings were known for there brute strength and there mastery over the sea. They came from Norway and settled in Britain, Iceland, Greenland, and later made settlements in the U.S.A. but they were abandoned. The Vikings invented a boat called the long boat which was used to transport troops all around northern Europe.

The Vikings were easily able to control the northern European countries because of there very well trained warriors.

by George E. May 8, 2007

Viking Grab

A woman who is pretty enough to be desired and is light enough for a Viking to throw over his shoulder and carry away.

That chick is hot, but too heavy to be a Viking Grab.

by S. Willis August 22, 2006

Viking Earwig

The act of farting in or around a person's ear while said person is yawning, causing floating particles of fecal matter to enter the ear canal and travel through to the sinus cavity.

I'm taking this course of antibiotics because Erik gave me a nasty Viking Earwig.

by Milla Mills September 26, 2012

Vikings

During the Middle Ages (A.D. 500-1500), fierce warriors called Vikings lived on the Scandinavian Peninsula of northern Europe. The Vikings, a tall people known for their blond hair and blue eyes, were skilled craftsmen and daring seamen. They raided many European nations and explored far out into the Atlantic Ocean.

Around the year A.D. 1000, the Viking Leif Ericson discovered the North American continent. It is believed that the Vikings might have started several little villages at the tip of Newfoundland, an island off Canada's Atlantic coast. Although they did not tell anyone about their discovery, the Vikings were nevertheless probably the second people to discover America.

by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ November 18, 2010

Viking

1. Noun
The Purest Definition of a Barbarian Warrior. Skilled, Brutal, and Masters of Beard-Have. Often waded into the thick of battle drunker than that cheerleader when she blew you at that party, and yet still managing to take down entire football teams of frightened peasants. again, not unlike the cheerleader.

2. Verb
To demolish an individual at something, and proceed to nail their girlfriend.

1.
Dave: Yo, did you see that guy shotgunning entire bottles of vodka and eating a whole roast pig?
Rick: yeah, i saw that.
Dave: Fucking vikings man.

2.
Dave: Yo Rick, you look terrible.
Rick: Yeah, Sven kicked my ass at all the bar games, and then he banged Samantha RIGHT THERE!
Dave: he beat you at Foozball?
Rick: Yeah, i got Viking'd pretty bad.
Dave: damn, how do you feel?
Rick: Irish.

by Robocarnage February 22, 2010

epic violin guy

Epic Violin Guy played with Epic Sax Guy in the Eurovision 2010 contest and performed in the band The Sunstroke Project and Olia Tira. But, Epic Violin Guy is not as cool as Epic Sax Guy

person 1-did you hear of epic violin guy??
person 2-FUCK YOU... DON'T YOU EVER DISGRACE EPIC SAX GUY LIKE THAT AGAIN!!!
person 1-"slices throat"

by Vookudlak October 8, 2011

Viking King

A sexual position in which one partner takes the other from behind, and makes hand motion as though rowing a viking ship. The other partner is lying down with their chest up like the mighty prow of a ship, and puts their hands on either side of their head, pointer fingers up to symbolize viking horns. Done in celebration of Norse heritage.

Person 1: So...what do you want to do tonight baby?
Person 2: VIKING KING!!! *horns*
*humping ensues*

by odin_the_destroyer December 14, 2010