What currently has a positive verticality?

A nerdy way of saying "what's up?" Usually only used by nerds with at least some partial social skills. When used by a socially inept nerd, it will generally be spoken to one who wouldn't understand. This is commonly responded to with "The vast expansion of blue, or some sort of solid between it and myself"

Sheldon: "what currently has a positive verticality?"
Penny: huh?
Sheldon: I said, what currently has a positive verticality?. My god woman, can't you hear?
Penny: I meant, what did you mean by that?
Sheldon: well, since a positive value is...
Penny: Can I just say the sky?
:nerds in audience laugh:
Sheldon: Amazing, you were able to pick the right answer, though you forgot to mention the solids between it and us
Penny: Whatever, look, is Leonard home?

by PiFreak October 7, 2009

vertical bacon sandwich

Your mums sweaty gash.

Looks like bacon but tastes like mouldy fish.

by dunno August 21, 2003

vertical vampire

Someone who gives incredibly long straight hickeys upon the neck.

Megan's boyfriend must be a vertical vampire!

by Jenny November 11, 2004

vertical newton

an extremely obscure sexual move which involves the man to stick his "junk", if you will, into the reciever's ear and spins a 360.

"dude i just got the vertical newton last night, it was rad..."

by lindsey butts January 19, 2009

verticaly challenged

When a midget has trouble having sex with a normal sized person

Poor little guy that girl wants to give him some pussy but he cant hit it hes verticaly challenged

by Ronin 007 February 13, 2014

vertical refreshment

Sex at the video arcade: ie standing up because the booth is too small for otherwise. After a published Civil War soldier's letter referring to "horizontal refreshment".

I'm goin' out for some vertical refreshment. See ya.

by bornpetrified July 29, 2009

Vertical Pocket

A slang term for vagina.

Guy 1: Dude, how'd the date go?
Guy 2: Well, let's just say I stuck it in her vertical pocket.

by Whoopdeedo December 4, 2014