A person who suffers from an insane, freak brain disorder which causes them to not want to eat meat!!! It is believed that the disorder comes from the tree-hugging, crazed environmentalist idea that killing animals is wrong, among other similar reasons.
Like zombies, they will try to convert you into one of them by looking down on you while you enjoy a bacon double cheeseburger in McDonalds, and may use phrases such as "how could you eat a dead animal carcass" and "you make me sick". If this happens to you, make sure you fight back by emphasizing your enjoyment of the meat product as much as possible, making orgasmic noises while you eat. This seems to have an effect on the soul of the veggie, digging into their deep, hidden desire for meat.
Like zombies, they will try to convert you into one of them by looking down on you while you enjoy a bacon double cheeseburger in McDonalds, and may use phrases such as "how could you eat a dead animal carcass" and "you make me sick". If this happens to you, make sure you fight back by emphasizing your enjoyment of the meat product as much as possible, making orgasmic noises while you eat. This seems to have an effect on the soul of the veggie, digging into their deep, hidden desire for meat.
Me: hey karis let's get a meat feast pizza... mmmmm.. pepperoni.. ham.. sausage.. *drools*
Karis: No thanks, I'm a vegetarian
Me: NOOO!!!!!!!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!! I WON'T LET YOU CONVERT ME!! AAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!! *runs screaming out of restaurant*
Karis: No thanks, I'm a vegetarian
Me: NOOO!!!!!!!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!! I WON'T LET YOU CONVERT ME!! AAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!! *runs screaming out of restaurant*
by lew90 July 06, 2006
by Carnivore by choice July 11, 2003
Fast Turtle: "Look at chief Big Hut over there, he hasn't provided food in days..."
Dumb Parrot: "He is turning into quite the Vegetarian."
Dumb Parrot: "He is turning into quite the Vegetarian."
by Mcheco July 21, 2010
A big loser who doesn't like to eat many good foods and constantly preaches their vegetarian garbage
by PEL!ODS April 17, 2003
someone who refrains from eating all living animals and constantly points out the cruelty and health issues of eating animals to those who do while munching on a slaughtered weed grown using cow shit and rain water.
typically a vegetarian will also make sure all his or her compatriots are fully aware of their diet to gain a false sense of moral superiority which is not unlike your stereotypical homosexual.
typically a vegetarian will also make sure all his or her compatriots are fully aware of their diet to gain a false sense of moral superiority which is not unlike your stereotypical homosexual.
vegetarian : thats right bigots im here, i eat pears so get use to it
* the vegetarian will proceed to snap fingers followed by head movements
* the vegetarian will proceed to snap fingers followed by head movements
by Xample November 27, 2008
a: Evil people who try to make us believe that we are not designed to eat meat, despite millions of years of proof that we are, indeed, omnivores. b: The diet of the Hindu (excluding the Hindu of Bali because they eat meat). c: What faggots, teenage/college girls, hippies, female Yuppies, and otherwise idiots like to call themselves, even though we all know they're hiding a bucket of chicken wings in the fridge at home. d: A hypocrite who protests "Meat is Murder" while licking a honey-flavored ice cream cone.
by Anonymous February 08, 2003
Somebody who thinks the world will be a better place if we don't eat meat. They are unatural and think they are better than meat-eaters who know what they are doing.
Person A. Want some deer meat?
Person B. Ewww! No, I am a vegetarian! I am so better than you you stupid meat-eater. You know, even though I have a very unatural diet and think that hunting animals and keeping their population in check is bad!
Person A. Idiot
Person B. Ewww! No, I am a vegetarian! I am so better than you you stupid meat-eater. You know, even though I have a very unatural diet and think that hunting animals and keeping their population in check is bad!
Person A. Idiot
by Howler781 August 30, 2007