vegetable

A state of mind when things go wrong. Generally used as an insult, but can be used to name a little-known member of the fruit family.

You good-for-nothing stupid vegetable.
Eat your green fruit, I mean vegetables.

by Matress_of_evil January 22, 2005

vegetabletarian

an emo vegetarian; one who abhors meat and cries at night because animals are killed in factories in chicken wire cages where they are prevented from grazing in green fields and loving one another; one who once tried to go vegan but was unable to make it past one month because of these two things called chocolate and cheese

1) Why don't you eat lambchop you little vegetabletarian child? (mean, derogatory)
2) Hey, don't talk to her about chicken, she's vegetabletarian! (supportive, analytical)

by C-ram and Mego June 11, 2006

Vegetablesn't

When you’re anti vegetarian

I’m a Vegetablesn't

by Kenma’s Pegger June 15, 2020

Vegetable Sandler

The opposite of Fruit Booter usually used as a comeback phrase.

William: Fruit Booter!

Ryan: Vegetable Sandler!

by LemonInfluence May 11, 2011

Vegetable

An instrument of torture. Destroy them all.

Person: AHHH NOT THE VEGETABLES!!! ANYTHING ELSE!!
Evil Person: MUAHAHA!

by PugLover131 June 11, 2016

vegetable pattie

A very sad and depressing thing that vegetarians have created to make themselves feel better.

"Yo man! Look at my veggie burger!"

"Dude, that's not a burger, that's a vegetable pattie!"

by Fungus Pattie December 5, 2017

vegetable man

One of the earliest examples of punk rock alongside Beatles' Helter Skelter. Written by Syd Barrett in 1967 and performed by him and The Pink Floyd

Vegetable man, where are you?

by Jenson Marin January 11, 2021