Vance

Performing a sexual act with an ordinary, every-day object which is not designed for sexual acts.

“That tree has a hollow in the side, I wonder if a squirrel lives in it?” “If it does, it’s gonna get a nut because I’m going to Vance that trussy!”

“Hey man, did you spill tapioca on my new couch?” “Nah bruh, that’s jizz! I Vanced your couch, YOU GOT PRANKED!”

by bear_horns July 29, 2024

vancing her

Where you finger a girl underneath a blanket in a room full of people

I was at this party with this girl and was vancing her.

by Qdits November 29, 2018

Vance

To make sweet sweet love to a couch

"I had such a rough week. I'm ready to go home, break out the latex gloves, and have a good old-fashioned vance."

by loveseat2025 July 26, 2024

Vance

loved by african americans

yall seen vance?

that man loved by them big black men

by yolo1617 December 4, 2023

vance coiner

person with this name typically makes racial slurs and watches animes

vance coiner is a weeb bruh, racist af

by veryclassifiedperson August 13, 2022

J.D. Vance

the antichrist

"dude, the pope died the day after meeting j.d. vance! he's the antichrist!"

by 22" bad dragon April 26, 2025

J.D. Vance

A Yale lawyer from Ohio that used to work for Peter Thiel, a venture capitalist.
Later he became a Senator and now he is the elected VP.
He broke a memoir that some consider an unfair criticism of his roots and his hometown.

Accoding to some soundbites, he holds very socially conservative views.

His wife is of indian origin, as are his sons.

They say that J.D. Vance hates "childless cat ladies".

by morfantatminin November 21, 2024