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Dim Sum Volume

The volume and loudness level of the surrounding environment in a public setting such as a restaurant. Usually result in irritation after a prolonged attempt to engage in any conversation over a very loud environment.
At the Dim Sum restaurant, it is so crowded and loud in there one cannot hear what their own table is trying to say when engaged in a conversation.

"What did you say? I can't hear you, it's like DIM SUM Volume up in this place"

"it's too quiet here, feels like everyone is eavesdropping into our conversation, let's go somewhere with Dim Sum volume"
by Car Sun- April 21, 2009
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Value

Noun

A special kind of sentiment added to an object after having it rubbed against a man's crotchular region.
Kid: Hey older brother look at my SUPER RARE POKEMON CARD!
Older Brother: *Takes card and rubs against crotch*
Kid: What was that for?
Older Brother: *Hands back card* Just addin' some value.
by dirtyharrybeats January 5, 2011
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Value driven content

A very very useful phrase, especially in the context of a business negotiation. Typically, the following issues should be addressed when determining the implementation of value driven content:

- Will it effectively help my readers with their jobs?
- Is it educational and not too self-serving?
- Does it make sense coming from us?
- Can we handle inquiries about this topic?
- Does it solve a problem for our customers?
- Is it something of interest to our customers, given their job position?
- Is the content practical enough to use right away?
- Will this position our company as experts?

When talking about value driven content, your words will have more credibility if you are also a wanker, and like to pull down your pants and bend over for company executives.
Hey, John, I have drawn up a proposal to increase this project's value driven content. Do you want to book a private meeting room to discuss?
by ilovemyjobasacorporate October 18, 2008
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Value Banger

When a Value Boner turns into sex.
"Dude I got a value boner last night and my girlfriend totally turned it into a value banger!" *props*
by Big Davey B February 25, 2013
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Valump

A dance move that is similar to twerking in that it involves jiggling the booty. There is one key difference: it involves two people.
Person 1: Hey wanna valump with me??
Person 2: Of course!! Valumping is my favorite past time!
by Hinkhink February 4, 2015
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value-balling

When an individual seeks to find value in every purchase he or she makes, he or she is value-balling
Le Snaks were on sale - $2 for a 6 pack, so I bought eight of them. Value-BALLING!
by QBGuy May 27, 2015
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Value Jam Jar

When a man is lonely and poor, so seeks pleasure from a value jar of jam, of any flavour he wishes, by inserting his penis inside of it. The man may remove some jam beforehand to stop the jam making too much mess but if the man pleases he may insert his penis into a full jar of jam. If the man is rich but lonely, he may use a branded jam jar.
I haven't had sex in a while, I may do a value jam jar later to help cope.
by Lonely Horny Water Bottle August 21, 2016
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