A person who refrains from consuming animal meat and dairy products, and doesn't use other products that come from animals, such as leather. They think that they are helping some sort of "cause" by protesting against the slaughter of animals for commercial purposes, but in fact they aren't helping anything at all, because they don't realize that if we stop farming animals, they will overpopulate and deplete the plant food supply even more. They also don't know that animals kill and eat each other naturally anyway. They do not understand that plants can feel pain as well, but they typically deny this fact, because they are usually stuck-up pussies who think they're "making the environment better." Vegans typically like to boast about the fact that they don't eat meat, and they will often never shut the fuck up about it until they think they've converted you to veganism.
The vegan thought he was making the world a better place by not eating meat, because he didn't realize that animals eat each other anyway.
by TriHard Seven June 28, 2016
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The Vegan is also someone who usually enjoys pointing out your "wicked" meat eating ways and pretends that soy products are actually palatable. Symptoms of a vegan are sucked in paper thin skin that shows every detail of their skull, and declaring themself an "environmental activist."
The Vegan is also someone who usually enjoys pointing out your "wicked" meat eating ways and pretends that soy products are actually palatable. Symptoms of a vegan are sucked in paper thin skin that shows every detail of their skull, and declaring themself an "environmental activist."
The kids really enjoy teasing the vegans by kicking their puppy and eating tons of bacon.
The vegan broke his leg because instead of drinking real milk, he drank soy juice.
The vegan broke his leg because instead of drinking real milk, he drank soy juice.
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A self-righteous cunt who believes that their ideology is the only ideology and anyone that defies them or disagrees with them is wrong, they have zero compromise and promote violence against non vegans...
A very intolerant cult reminiscent of Nazis and Fascists
A very intolerant cult reminiscent of Nazis and Fascists
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vagan: what did you have for lunch to day chubby?
non vegan slob: oh just a double cheese burger and fries dripping with animal fat
vegan: why dont you just load up all that fat in a syringe and inject it directly to your heart you fuckin tub of lard!
non vegan slob: oh just a double cheese burger and fries dripping with animal fat
vegan: why dont you just load up all that fat in a syringe and inject it directly to your heart you fuckin tub of lard!
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