her: I wanna break up
him: what why
her: because i don’t feel it
him: dont leave
her: I know I’m never gonna do that it’s National Fake Break Up with Your Boyfriend Day
him: what why
her: because i don’t feel it
him: dont leave
her: I know I’m never gonna do that it’s National Fake Break Up with Your Boyfriend Day
by Angels2sheisty October 10, 2023
Get the National Fake Break Up with Your Boyfriend Daymug. National Scam children and blow up there house day is a day on october 1st where you get to legally scam kids and blow up there house with a 100000000000000000 gigabyte file
man: hey kid want free Robux
kid: yes!
*downloads 1000000 gigabyte file*
kid: wait why is my computer smoki
*BOOM*
man: happy National Scam children and blow up there house day
kid: yes!
*downloads 1000000 gigabyte file*
kid: wait why is my computer smoki
*BOOM*
man: happy National Scam children and blow up there house day
by trrrrrbfhgkje October 13, 2023
Get the National Scam children and blow up there house daymug. Everyday whilst a pledge, you must clean up the fraternity’s main house as well as any off campus houses and/or other fraternal areas.
Note: This is NOT considered hazing. It is required by the IFC in article 6, line 7 of the manual.”
Note: This is NOT considered hazing. It is required by the IFC in article 6, line 7 of the manual.”
“Hey Lil’ Timmy! I thought it was national pledge clean up day? Go mop the floor pledge!”
- Fraternity Brother
“Yes sir.”
- Pledge Timmy
- Fraternity Brother
“Yes sir.”
- Pledge Timmy
by Pledge Timmy January 19, 2024
Get the National Pledge Clean Up Daymug. May 30th is deemed National Give Up Some Cat Day. A day dedicated for women to give up some cat while wearing a short dress and thong.
by Oxford Dictionary LLC. May 30, 2024
Get the National Give Up Some Cat Daymug. November 6th
The day that is a tradition to make a doctors appointment for an "Anal Checkup". This could include a prostate exam or a quick glance.
The day that is a tradition to make a doctors appointment for an "Anal Checkup". This could include a prostate exam or a quick glance.
Jimmy: Hey. Did have you got your appointment yet?
Franklin: Of course it's National Anal Check Up Day.
Franklin: Of course it's National Anal Check Up Day.
by heh3heh3heh3 November 4, 2019
Get the National Anal Check Up Daymug. Everyday is Beat up Declan Day, it is where Declan has no freedom and is beaten up, he CANNOT fight back. This is 100% true and I didn't make this up I promis
by BobTheStickman420 November 25, 2022
Get the Beat up Declan Daymug. Cool kids: Hey Jack know what day it is?
Jack: No, Please no not again
Cool kids: ITS BEAT UP A JOURNALIST DAY BUDDY
Jack: Dude I’m from Glendale I’m hard whatchu mean
*jack gets his shit rocked*
Jack: hEy, I sTiLl GoT mY rInG tHoUgH😭
Jack: No, Please no not again
Cool kids: ITS BEAT UP A JOURNALIST DAY BUDDY
Jack: Dude I’m from Glendale I’m hard whatchu mean
*jack gets his shit rocked*
Jack: hEy, I sTiLl GoT mY rInG tHoUgH😭
by Bestfornothing_Benji December 18, 2019
Get the beat up a journalist daymug.