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National Pick JConn up from Work Day

On October 13, everyone who knows JConn has to offer to pick him up from work.
“Sorry I can’t make it to small group, it’s national Pick JConn up from Work Day.”
by jpgeigs October 13, 2021
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National put up your xmas decorations day

Because Halloweens just ended, its socially acceptable to put up christmas decorations
Dude 1 - "why are ur xmas decor up?"
Dude 2 - "its november first! halloween ended, its xmas time"
Dude 1 - "oh yeah, its National put up your xmas decorations day
by .tormentor November 1, 2021
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national wake your s.o. up day

wake your significant other up right fucking now. disturb their sleep. it’s your day to annoy the shit out of them for no reason. it takes place on every 3rd friday of june
“oh why are you up so early?”

“it’s national wake your s.o. up day, so i’m about to throw some water at this bitch
by bubabear101 June 17, 2021
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Beat anyone short that is under 5’5 without consequences.
“Hey today National Beat Up Short People Day
“What?- IS THAT A FUCKING GLOCK WITH A SWITCH?!”
by TheCrotaLeader October 22, 2024
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Beat up anyone who is under 5’5 in October 23rd
“Hey did you know it is National Beat Up Short People Day?”

“Is that a crowbar?”
by TheCrotaLeader October 22, 2024
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National Beat Up Your Short Friends Day!

June 15th is the day to beat up short people!
Gregory: Jayson, you know the rules. Come here.
Jayson: WHAT?!
Gregory: *Beats him up*
Jayson: NOOOOOOO! *screams in short people*
Happy National Beat Up Your Short Friends Day!
by CallmeVoid June 16, 2025
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National break up day

National break up day is always the first Wednesday in May.....Do it to your spouse but it’s made of a joke....but if he/she takes it seriously that’s on you.....but it has to to be played out for 24 hrs
Boyfriend: I’m breaking up with you

Girlfriend: how could you I loved you so much

24 hrs later

Boyfriend: baby it was a joke I could never leave you

Girlfriend: Awww I love you to baby don’t do that again though

Boyfriend: what it’s national break up day

Girlfriend: ......
by Pop loo June 22, 2023
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