Poor Chick Underwear

underwear that are covered in shit stains and yeast from a poor girl's infected vagina. May contain std seapage.

The consistency of the underwear are usually a delicate thin fabric that is easily ripped, 2nd hand underwear.

May have been purchased at salvation army or stolen from a bin somewhere.

Check out those skidmarks and yeast in the poor chick underwear sally left over my house.

Poor Chick Underwear by skidmarksaints August 1, 2010

cowboy underwear 

Sunrise in front and a trail behind you! (Stained undies)

Wow! Those are some stained undies; they look like cowboy underwear.

cowboy underwear by bearvalleydb February 25, 2015

moody underwear 

When it's cold out side and a girl's underwear gives them a wedgie.

"Girl what are you doing?"
"My underwear is giving me a wedgie."
"Oh, you have moody underwear."

moody underwear by madqueen23 May 6, 2015

marathon underwear 

The act of wearing an undergarment i.e. Underwear, boxers, panties for at least a week but can exceed a month. May also be soiled in some way and or be accompanied by a smell.

I liked the guy until i found out that he is known for his marathon underwear and it's stench.

marathon underwear by some guy1 June 16, 2010

Apocalypse Underwear 

The oldest, rattiest, and worst-fitting undergarments in your dresser drawer, that one only wears when all others are in the laundry basket; i.e. in case of the Apocalypse, Rapture, 2012, or the aliens landing.

When Bill saw the brilliant flash of an atomic explosion on the distant horizon, he knew it was time to put on his Apocalypse Underwear and hide in the bomb shelter.

Apocalypse Underwear by rez111 July 20, 2011

Superman underwear 

type of underwear that kids under 7 years old wear

i used to this kind of superman underwear

Superman underwear by Wedgie101.2 January 2, 2012

traitor underwear 

a pair of underwear that barely do their job and are a huge inconvenience. Traits might include bunching up around the crotch making it look like you have a public erection, riding up, too open at the crotch, wont stay buttoned, don't have a lucky spot, ect.

I just had to throw away the one pair of traitor underwear I have.

traitor underwear by that other guy from the bar December 10, 2013