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Slatus Update

An intentional status update in the wee small hours of the
night, giving the impression that the poster is sleep facebooking or away with the fairies. It's actual intent is for just a handful of people to understand, to encrypt a message or for humor. Corruption of 'status' and 'it's late, as'
"Hahaaha, did you see Seth's been sleepfacebooking at 2.30 again?" "nah bro, he was sending a Slatus Update to his gfriend"
by Misstrixsy August 1, 2012
mugGet the Slatus Updatemug.

general smear (the second update: 25.04.24)

The shitty-doings of General Smear continue to drown the students of Baulko. It started with the walls and students but at one point... he just could not hold it in any longer. Students. Teachers. Principal. AND ESPECIALLY the Janitor was smeared all over. Fortunately, following this disastrous attack, we can identify one particular victim and gain a 69-minute interview with the boy himself. NAMELY, Zuhair, or as his new name post-catastrophe, ZuShit. This momo dupe of a Bengali boy just wanted to learn about the ideal GAS laws, especially GAY loose(nut)sacks law. However, the general had other plans. ZuShit was surprised to learn he would not only learn the theory of how gas is formed but rather was given an unexpected practical on how gases turn into brown precipitates. Feeling like he had learnt a lo that lesson he gleefully walked out the corridor when he noticed something... a stench. Connecting the brown dots, he took a glance down at his feet evidently covered, shmeared and engulfed by the general's signature premium shit. he ran to confront the general who was shitting in the female cubicle as he was in a quite a hurry. The stench was simply too blasphemous.

Knock Knock!
"get out buddy i am trying to cook up tonight's dinner! please wait your turn"
"no you don't understand what you have done. my parents bob and sam will not accept me. they will sent me back to syria.

"mate i don't have time for this shit! piss off."
Saranyan: Damn bro i feel really bad for ZuShit.

Rishi: yeah no cap fanum tax ohio rizzler.

Saranyan: must be a shitty experience

ZuShit!: hey dont make fun of me guys!!!🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Rishi: i think its time to let the public know general's true powers in the latest general smear (the second update: 25.04.24)
by dailybritishbrownboy March 24, 2024
mugGet the general smear (the second update: 25.04.24)mug.

Sawsk (Updated)

this is selfexplanatory

with respect to Sawsk,
- TheGreatJan
sawsk (updated) i am incredibly sorry
by thegreatjan October 10, 2021
mugGet the Sawsk (Updated)mug.

West Metro (updated)

A roblox group that runs Automatic Trains in a fictional city called Weston.
The group is owned by webneck, webneck, webneck and also webneck, and has been since February 2025
I took a journey with West Metro (updated). It's a lot better the MinGorTrans
by werdanowall June 7, 2025
mugGet the West Metro (updated)mug.

DN update

Hey man heard about the DN update?”
What’s DN?”
Deez nuts dumbass”
by Actual Simeon January 6, 2021
mugGet the DN updatemug.

Marion-Update

When someone is providing you with too much information, it is also considered a Marion Update.
"No I swear it's not a Marion-Update, I will just summarize the date quickly.
by walliselle September 24, 2020
mugGet the Marion-Updatemug.

when is update

The definition of being a beggar and a child for asking when is an update constantly, on a Sunday in the Greenville Discord server. This will also apply when no update schedule is present and chaos suddenly escalates in #general where the same type of kids cannot read #news to see what Hunter has said.
Some random 12 year old kid said: @Smeers @Hunter when is update COMING I NEED IT NOW OR I END GREENVILLE AND QUIT ROBLOX FOREVER IM BEGGING YOU
by Noobzii March 16, 2021
mugGet the when is updatemug.

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