A term used when one is tired yet cannot sleep so they mindlessly fill their Twitter page with nonsensical Tweets in order to rack up to a predetermined number or an even number if you are OCD or superstitious. Ultimately it is the equivalent of being bored enough to watching paint dry or watching grass grow.
Greg: What'd you do last night?
Mel: Shit really. Sat online mostly Counting Tweets all night.
Greg: Damn. There really wasn't anything poppin' in downtown?
Mel: Nope. Couldn't sleep either so it sucked hardcore.
Mel: Shit really. Sat online mostly Counting Tweets all night.
Greg: Damn. There really wasn't anything poppin' in downtown?
Mel: Nope. Couldn't sleep either so it sucked hardcore.
by sweet_melissa79 March 16, 2013
Get the Counting Tweetsmug. A person who tweets so much about so trivial matters that you are forced to unfollow them because they occupy your entire screen, also see Tweet whore.
Today I unfollowed Jenny, that tweet slut can't spend an entire minute without telling the world she queefed.
by Leshrac, Walker of Night June 23, 2010
Get the Tweet slutmug. Word used by someone who is not very educated when it comes to social media. Someone that assumes all social media platforms are the same and are stupid, for kids, and is being a smart ass.
by Mr_NeverWrong July 15, 2018
Get the insta-tweetmug. An esoteric tweet, usually about niche fandom drama, to which the average reader doesn't have enough context to understand, nor is it provided by the tweet itself.
User 1: In my opinion, the latest controversy around what Dinklebob thrust upon the ecosystem in the Tittythink award fandom has left us in cock shock. We should all normalize decent hips to avoid this transpiring in the future.
User 2: penis tweet
User 2: penis tweet
by FamilyGuyForever420 July 17, 2023
Get the Penis tweetmug. A widget that allows you to show (in a scrolling manner) multiple twitter feeds in one place. A Tweet Ticker (or TweetTicker) can be embedded onto a web page, and is continually updated with the latest Tweets from the accounts shown in the Tweet Ticker.
An example of a Tweet Ticker can be found at www.people.com/people/news
It's on the right side of the page in blue, and scrolls through the Tweets of select celebrity Twitter accounts.
It's on the right side of the page in blue, and scrolls through the Tweets of select celebrity Twitter accounts.
by MichelleInTheOC April 29, 2011
Get the Tweet Tickermug. Accidentally or more likely, purposely sending a picture of an exposed or scantily clad body part, specifically the crotch area, via Twitter.
by snapboom December 2, 2011
Get the junk tweetmug. The act of being humorous, by blathering incoherent trivial thoughts with a smartphone (specifically Twitter), with the intentions of trying to sound intelligent and insightful. Constant meaningless tweeting with no relevance to anything or anyone.
Wow, he has been moon tweeting all day.
Tweet: "So you weren't kidding about there being a sidewalk in between those houses behind the softball field. #TheMoreYouKnow #Tonyhawk"
Everyone's thought after reading: "What? LOL. Standard MoonTweet."
Tweet: "So you weren't kidding about there being a sidewalk in between those houses behind the softball field. #TheMoreYouKnow #Tonyhawk"
Everyone's thought after reading: "What? LOL. Standard MoonTweet."
by MoonPie November 1, 2013
Get the moon tweetingmug.