Turnip

White substance inhaled threw nose /or word to be shouted at anyone making a mobile phone call can also be used to by cocaine

Can I have half a gram of turnip. Payment one turnip.

by Turnip man 86 September 22, 2023

Turnip

Forceably sucking the shit out of someone's ass

Dude, I totally pulled a turnip on Alicia! Tasted better than I thought.

by Turnip conveyor August 7, 2024

Turnip hexagon

Someone who is a real Scout Boom Boom

Nicola is a real Turnip Hexagon

by Bowagek February 4, 2021

Turnip

The most GOATED person to exist.

Wow, he must be a Turnip

by Turnip dabeat December 13, 2019

Hairless turnip

Another word for scrotum; balls; testicles that’s shaved

You ain’t nothing but a hairless turnip.

by James St. Patrick February 17, 2020

A Physical Turnip

When someone becomes incredibly angry and so their face appears to be a turnip and they become very actively angry. Usually relevant to PE teachers.

He became a physical turnip after Jon hit him with the ball.

by Japre December 1, 2019

timmy turnip

When you give a mans bellend a twist clockwise

My dad gave me a Timmy turnip

by Sambohdi Steve December 22, 2015