Tristan

A bitchy fake friend that u can never trust.

(guy 1)- omg why would he do that to me?!?
(guy 2)- cuz his names tristan

by lmao231 May 12, 2019

Tristan

a lying jerk who will break your heart without even caring. he is cocky and thinks he’s cool. he has many friends and is typically the leader of a squad.

That jerk broke her heart, what a Tristan.

by boonboon6 January 6, 2020

Tristan

Jesus

dang, Tristan got some pretty cool hair tho

by A Guy Who Can't Lie March 17, 2022

Tristan

A british school boy looking for a horny blonde. The name tristan was a popular name in europe and still is today. The species of tristans get horny wen hearing monkeys grunt at their moms

tristan goes to zoo and sees monkeys having sex and asks his mom, " what are they doing mommy." then she says' "baking a cake." next they go c alligators and the kid says, " they're baking a cake too." the next day the kid says to the mom, "i heard u and daddy baking a cake last night." then she says, " howd u know." then he says, " bcz i licked the frosting of the couch. ;)

by PBJ4Life July 6, 2011

Tristan

Tristan, a person I’ll never regret meeting. I’ve felt numb my whole life but then ever since I moved to an un specified place and then met him I actually felt happy for once.

Man: Tristan mine boo

by Jaammmmilaa October 9, 2018

Tristan

Tristan is the best man alive on earth. He is always there for anyone even if you do him dirty. He is also a really good boyfriend, aggressive yet gentle he tends to care for his girlfriend. He loves her unconditionally and is always there for her even through rough times. If you even find a Tristan, never let him go, I promise you’ll regret it.

Example 1 “ I love my boyfriend Tristan so much, he is the best”

by 1233sarah May 16, 2018

Tristan

A total fuckboy who’s lonely and has no friends.

He’s so lonely who is he
Oh he’s Tristan

by Happy face sad face May 24, 2018