Mr. Tracey 

Someone who is round, obese, has bad coffee breath, and says "mkay" after every statement. A Mr. Tracey has the ability to come up with insults to kids within a second. Also, any REAL Mr. Tracey waddles. This group of people hates stupid questions. They also have a tendency to call people meat-heads. Thinks wood is good, and likes pizza with everything.

person 1: dude, that Mr. Tracey called me a meat-head."

*the Mr. Tracey waddles up to you.*

Mr. Tracey: "MEAT-HEAD."

*you die by the smell of his coffee breath.*

Mr. Tracey by JJTUBE September 19, 2011

dirt track 

the anal passage or bum hole usually used with regards to sexual intercourse

'when the rivers red (meaning she's on her period) use the dirt track instead!'
'stick it up my dirt track'
'my dirt track is sore'
'i've got an itchy dirt track!'

dirt track by shpannah September 7, 2006

one-track mind 

A mind obsessed with a single thought or perspective. Often used to describe someone obsessed with sex.

Rie, with her one-track mind, always manages to find sexual overtones in even the most innocent of statements.

one-track mind by Xile Arevius June 23, 2006

Snail Track 

Residual mucus, or snot, left on the upper lip after blowing your nose. You're not aware of it.

Dudee! You still blowing your nose like a child! You got a Snail Track on your mustache! Nasty!!! Looks like a snail crawled across your upper lip!

Snail Track by talk2me-JCH2 April 9, 2021

Trailer Park Track Team

1.The team of which people who live in trailers run on.
2.A derogatory term used to say when someone looks trashy/sporty

1. I saw the trailer park track team practicing around their trailers yesterday

2. She looks like she belongs on the trailer park track team!

Trailer Park Track Team by Taylor M. May 7, 2008

Cut from track 

Being cut from track is the ultimate shame. Track teams rarely have cuts. So actually being cut from track implies that one is a fail of the highest caliber. To be cut from track is an excellent reason to become an hero.

Kgor: I ran an 8 minute mile, yaaaaay!

Coach: Kgor, everyone else ran under 6 minutes, I think we'll need to let you go...

Normal human being: Jesus, that Kgor got cut from track! He has failed where others have failed to fail before!

Kgor: *Stalks freshman, then becomes an hero*

Cut from track by Laxgirlololol March 5, 2011

track 

An extremely competitive sport that is a combination of running and field events. Obese people who wouldn't be able to last a day in it usually talk crap about people in track, because they are jealous.

JJSupah tried running the 100 meter dash, but fainted at the starting line and wouldn't move until he had McDonalds delivered to him.

track by JJSupah is a fat kid March 30, 2005