toasterist

someone/something that discriminates against a specific type of toaster based on it's looks and parts

𝐚𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐲𝐚: omg look at this new toaster I just bought!
𝐤𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐢: why does it look like that
𝐥𝐢𝐥𝐲: definitely not a toaster, it's the ugliest thing I have ever seen
𝐤𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐢: get out of here right now you ugly weirdly built toaster
𝐚𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐲𝐚: Can you guys stop being so toasterist!!!

by Toasterina Toast April 22, 2021

Torsten

If you’re friends with a guy named Torsten, make sure you never let him go. He will not only be there for you when you need him the most, but he will support you at your lowest and celebrate you at your peak. Guys named Torsten are usually smart, calculated, friendly, good listeners and very funny. They also definitely have their lives together and a clear goal for their future, they will most likely end up very successful through their hard work and determination.

Person 1: Man I had a really tough day.
Person 2: Dude you should go talk to Torsten.
Person 1: you’re right *their life gets better immediately*

by Memedealertm January 5, 2022

Toaster fucker

A toaster fucker is someone who cares for the toaster and sexuality likes toasters
A toaster fucker is usually always apart of the cult mechanicus aka the adeptus mechanicus the cult mechanicus are people that

care for machines and praise the omnissiah a supernatural entity worshipped by the servants of the cult Mechanicus as the embodiment and bestower of all knowledge and technology in the universe. the reason why they care for machines is because they believe in the machine spirit they believe the machines have feelings if you disrespect the machine spirit it wont work is you care for it and pray for it, it will work , so they think, they say that if you don't believe in the omnissiah or the machine spirit also the Emperor you are counted as a heretic.

!Excuse me are you disrespecting that toaster as apart of the adpetus mechanicus you are considered as a heretic!

A toaster fucker is a person who sexuality cares for a toaster.

by Tech-priest April 20, 2022

Poe Toaster

An ephithet that may be applied to anyone using a recently acquired rise in status to deliver an innapropriate -- often selfish -- message to an audience that would otherwise be disinterested.

From the behavior of The Poe Toaster who replaced his father in 1999. (source: Wikipedia)

"Can you believe Stephanie used her valedictorian speech to talk about God for six minutes? What a Poe Toaster."

by Tobias Diomead July 11, 2007

Pre-toasted

A condition which results from drinking heavily before going out to a social event to "take the edge off" (prior to getting drunk)

Pre-toasted is having four alcoholic beverages at home before meeting your friends to go drinking

by AnubisAscended July 2, 2009

lightly toasted cracker

Most commonly known as a description of a girl named Aily aka whore

Your not an Oreo, just a lightly toasted cracker.

by FaithfulServant26 May 22, 2017

commit toaster fork

A method of committing suicide by sticking a fork into an electric toaster, sending an immense shock through the body and renders the commitant braindead.

Dude: -kills person on roblox-
Person: go commit toaster fork you hacker

by frick_nuggets November 18, 2018