A misogynistic, narrow-minded, sexist, foolish, self-important, buffoon whose favoured clothes are expensive sports apparel.
The word is a parody of "top boy" and the people it applies to are not top boys.
The word is a parody of "top boy" and the people it applies to are not top boys.
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The place was full of toppers leering at all the women.
He is "so top" or He is terrible "a total topper".
The place was full of toppers leering at all the women.
He is "so top" or He is terrible "a total topper".
by Heraclitus stopfordian March 26, 2023
Get the Topper mug.top-per-fuck; noun; Someone who "one-ups," virtually everything another says or does. No matter what the subject or circumstance a topperfuck will always have done it better, know more about it, knows someone who has done it better, experienced it long before you, etc.
verb; to outdo or one-up someone or anyone; always have a statement outdoing someone else, regardless of the subject.
verb; to outdo or one-up someone or anyone; always have a statement outdoing someone else, regardless of the subject.
She is such a topperfuck. I mentioned something from the news and she knew it way before I did. She also knew people who were "there." She does that to me all the time. No matter what I say or do, she will always topperfuck me with something she's done that better, more expensive, more note-worthy.
by VacaKen October 1, 2023
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by Toppertje December 27, 2023
Get the toppertje mug.1) You see how that guy just double teamed those two broads? That is why he is the Big Topper
2) Dude, elephants, clowns and those dumbass niggas taming those lions are not cool, how did you become such a Big Topper
2) Dude, elephants, clowns and those dumbass niggas taming those lions are not cool, how did you become such a Big Topper
by The Big Topper June 5, 2010
Get the Big Topper mug.1) "Yo, did you see that guy pull a bar topper? It really stinks."
2) "The bartender gave that guy a horrible drink so he pulled a bar topper."
2) "The bartender gave that guy a horrible drink so he pulled a bar topper."
by CaNoJe August 27, 2011
Get the bar topper mug.A nut topper is a long phallus or fleshy object that rests above the male nut sack. Often British English speaking gents will use this noun while at the country club or Queen's quarters to not sound so rough or harsh.
Sentence: "James, would you stop staring at my lengthy nut topper and get me a freaking towel!"
Sentence: "James, would you stop staring at my lengthy nut topper and get me a freaking towel!"
William: "James, would you stop staring at my lengthy nut topper and get me a freaking towel!"
James: "Willy, your nut topper is eerily disguised by the ridiculous size of your sack of nuts. Here is a towel. Now get yourself presentable, the Queen is almost here".
James: "Willy, your nut topper is eerily disguised by the ridiculous size of your sack of nuts. Here is a towel. Now get yourself presentable, the Queen is almost here".
by Sir Brains McGains February 5, 2014
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by Gabe owner February 4, 2015
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