pop a tootie

When your bum coughs

Excuse me— did you just pop a tootie?

by Ripvonginger August 22, 2020

footy tooty

When you grab 2 oranges and squirt them in your butt.

John:I just did a footy tooty on myself!
Sean: Walks away slowly.

by Dr.Wots September 16, 2020

looty tooty too

A phrase that crazy people use to express joy (can also be used as a code word for if your being possessed, haunted or accidentally summoned a demon)

Looty tooty too! I’m joyous

*cough* looty tooty too *cough*

by Latitatita September 22, 2020

Tooty

A tooty refers to an attractive male that a group of people agree on for the label to be appointed

Is ur man behind me a tooty ?

by Sinead greene January 13, 2023

Tooty Giuliani

Nickname awarded the disgraced former Mayor of New York after audibly farting during the Michigan Voter Fraud Hearing. Jenna Ellis, his co-conspirator, could be seen recoiling in disgust.

Fellow prison inmate shouts at his cellmate, 'Hey Tooty Giuliani, don't be stinking up our cell with you nasty, wet farts.'

by LaughingAloud December 15, 2023

Fruiti Aruti Tootie

Fruiti Aruti Tootie (sometimes shown in the short form as just “Fruiti”) is a nickname for Artur. He is a person of great humor and intellectuality. He can be shallow and have many negative characteristics but never does he shy away from a challenge. He is a very lucky individual. He gets hot babes but has only a few in a handful of friends

“Hey Fruiti get ova’ he’e”
“Fruiti Aruti Tootie is being a damn fucking fruit again”

by Arut2002 April 15, 2023

splooty tooties

A slang term for diarrhea coined by me as a child which has now spread into the lexicon of a subset of people in Central Ohio

“Where did Dan go?” “I just saw him sprint to the bathroom” “Ah, he must have a bad case of the splooty tooties then”

by Evandm04 August 13, 2023