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Tool

Somone who tries to hard to be somthing hes not.
Somone who wears skinny jeans and v neck sweater (with nothing under it)
Somone who goes to a concert and they know one song by them.
Somone who goes by Chicks before *icks
Dude, Joe L. is a huge tool. He hunts doe.
by Unnamed 3654876 May 22, 2010
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Tool

Someone who thinks they are loved by all but are actually loved by none. Their birth certificate is a sincere apology from the abortion clinic. If they dip you bet your sweet ass it's long cut. They always act like hard asses but they're pussies. Any pussy they've ever drilled no one has ever heard of and they lasted a whole 30 seconds... During floor play. Most of the time they wear rock revival jeans, Jordan's, and tapout shirts.
by "The Kid" Anselmo December 16, 2015
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tool

a tool is someone who others feel threatened by while in there presence. however this is not a physical threat but rather a mental threat. for instance a tool may attract attention from others who want it and it thus irritates them. thus that individual is labeled as a tool. another instance is one who tries to change his genre of lifestyle but those surrounding him reject it and label him as a tool. however a tool can also be a person who is very cocky or completely full of themselves which projects themselves as an annoyance.
man that kid just stole my attention...what a tool.

that kid wont shut up why wont he leave hes such a tool!
by acecon July 10, 2010
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Tool

A tool is one of those stupid assholes at parties who does nothing but try to bang everything he sees because he thinks he's wonderful. This is typically caused by The small amount of muscle definition he has managed to obtain during his time away from being an alcoholic. He is cocky, but deep down, he knows he is pathetic.

A tool will usually say things like "hey sweetheart, check out my cross tattoo," or "I wish I could've been here sooner, but I was working out."
The guy who smashes beer cans on his head is such a fucking tool.

The guy who awkwardly screams "HEYYYY" when someone enters a room is a tool.

The guy with a cross tattoo but holds no actual biblical knowledge is a tool.
by endon182 July 24, 2011
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tool

someone who ditches their friends for 'popular' people and covers it up with shit excuses
Sean is such a tool, he's not going to Mike's birthday party because Lela invited him to some boring banquet crap.
by sleepinglegisannoying May 13, 2009
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Tool

1. Anyone who calls someone a tool, is a tool. 2. Choir directors. 3. People with initials DEW. 4. Choir directors. 5. Guys who shave their head until it's ALMOST bald, but there's still some there. I mean, really? Just shave it all. 6. Choir directors.
That choir director's initials are DEW. WHAT. A. TOOL. Seriously.
by beauchanson June 14, 2011
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a tool

Being used by a higher influence, mostly for their own good.
You're such a tool for her; you could do much better.
by Leonardo187 November 23, 2007
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