Bob

The first Mensch in the morning you greet and the last Mensch at night you whisper good night to.
Could be my Wahnsinns-best-friend for life if only he didnt live in Aachen. Has a cute smile when it is free of intention and a pair of timid, collected, apprehensive eyes. I tell him everything and anything. He accepts huggy and physical people like me. Not the most talkative in person but willing to improve. Very helpful, comforting. Very polite when he wants to be. At the same time hedgehoggy, time-aloner, escapist, rude. Bob is a dream to be with because he makes me feel good, wanted, needed, important. Ready to critisize, go on at something when it is justified. When he doesnt make me feel like a monster that is. Which also happens. But i try not to let it get to me.

"Bob, my niece has accused me of tearing the family apart. Did you experience similar stuff and how did you deal with it?"
or
"Yes, i do, Bob"
or
"Are you awake, Bob?"

by Krkič September 8, 2019

Bob

A university prof who lectures you on useless content such as how to read a meter stick for three fuckin hours.

God damnit, I have to take Bob's course. At least it's an easy credit

by kh4zhang September 9, 2019

Bob

Bob is bob

Hey it’s bob

by Flying gorilla October 7, 2019

Bobs

Bobs are what the boys look at on titty Tuesday.

Boys raise your hands if you check we’re checking out her bobs. #bobs

Bobs are boobs bruh!

by Rick longshaft May 20, 2018

Bob

Call Janete and she uses Bob’s CC to buy you a flight.

I bobed to Tahoe!

by sfgeek January 14, 2018

To the bob

Another name for basketball goal

Ben Simmons can’t shoot but that mf can get to the bob

by Hooper244 February 21, 2020

Bobs

When old Indian men on instagram ask to see your boobs but they aren't very fluent in English

Please Bby let me see ur bobs

by Spooky Noodle February 25, 2020