Telekeyboardisis

The ability to type the same things at the same time during Chat with another person multiple times repeated.

Tom 9:58:12am: Hey Jerry we should go to the movies today!
Jerry 9:58:12am:Hey Tom we should go to the movies today!
Tom 10:00:20am: Oh god I think we have telekeyboardisis!
Jerry 10:00:20am: Oh god I think we have telekeyboardisis!

by THELOSTWATCH May 28, 2013

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telekinesis

the ability of moving objects with mind without physical contact using psychic energy

Most psychics can easily develop telekinesis
Move the pen using telekinesis

by Billiam Beaver June 6, 2016

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telekom

The shittiest ISP that ever touched the earth. Don't try to play a videogame while you have telekom, you'll not have any fun at all, don't try to watch videos, they won't load, not even fucking minesweeper works when you use this piece of crap. If you want to try out telekom, be prepared to have 900 fucking ping AT BEST on all videogames, I'm not fucking kidding, and their costumer support literally hangs up when you call them.

Person1: Why does person2 lag so much?
Person2: Unintelligible gibberish.
Person3: He has telekom.
Person1: This match is lost.

by Mironinja4 May 26, 2017

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Telekapenis

When you have the ability to make men's penises get hard.

Basically every female on the planet has telekapenis!

by Pigstand July 24, 2018

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teleki

A great family, full of Eastern European goddesses and hunks. A member of the Teleki family is a strong, determined, kind hearted person with a very intelligent mind.

Her last name is Teleki? Lucky him, she’s a keeper.

by singingfroggy May 19, 2021

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