tijuana tooth pull

Tiing a rope to a guys balls attatching it to a door and slamming the door.

"You ruined my Tijuana tooth pull" (as stated it the tv show blue mountain state

by tjwingnut January 19, 2010

Tijuana Oil Job

Oral sex on a man with salsa as lubricant. The spicier the better.

"I want a tijuana oil job" from Miss February

by Manswer May 10, 2009

tijuana circle jerk

Like a regular circle jerk, but with a donkey in the middle. Last one to cum on the donkey gets fucked by the donkey.

Last Friday, I went to Mexico, and for five dollars, I participated in a tijuana circle jerk. Thank God I didn't finish last.

by yourignhere July 28, 2015

Tijuana Steamer Bean

The little round steaming turds your dog leaves on the lawn on late October and November mornings. When freshly dropped they steam in the cold morning air.

Mom, Scruffs just dropped another Tijuana Steamer Bean in the backyard. Damn its cold this morning.

by Jayfitzisawesome August 10, 2017

Tijuana sock-warmer

The act of putting Tabasco or other hot sauce on a condom before engaging in intercourse. Note that this applies to the OUTSIDE of the prophylactic, as the application of a spicy liquid to the inside would technically be considered a Guadalajara Hot Pocket

Several hours after being Tijuana sock-warmered, he made the mistake of ingesting a laxative - a mistake he will not soon forget.

by ubermonk December 19, 2010

Tijuana dirt box

When a man of hispanic, most frequently Mexican, descent defecates onto a womans vagina.

Hector was so mad at Gina for cheating on him he Tijuana dirt boxed her

by courtesyofGD March 8, 2009

tijuana car wash

Where you are sliding down a long table and people pour massive amounts of liquor on you and down your throat. The goal is to get you completely wasted.

Billy and his friends were getting Sam wasted by doing a tijuana car wash.

by italianpride888 May 18, 2006