cat

Not a dog.

Okay?

Cats are not dogs. Dogs are not cats. That should be enough information for you, n00b!

by OLOL April 13, 2007

Cats

Awesome animals that kick your asses if you pet them, they FUCKING CHASE Ghosts. Cats are awesome. That reason is the cats are awesome at kicking asses.

These cats just fucked me...

by Cats_Are_BOSS! February 8, 2019

Cat

A gay, hedonistic proto-dog. The cat is probably the only untamed domestic animal as it has no need for humans, only uses them in the facilitating of its ritualistic food, sleep, and orgy habits.

The only animal known to man that when talked to, can express the concept "fuck off, fuck off now" without moving a muscle.

The cat will eat you when you die alone in your apartment.

by Late_Edition July 30, 2010

Cat

Tiny evil demon that happens to be SO. FUCKING. ADORABLE}.

My cat is evil, it just scratched up my couch!

by Bitchydangernoodle May 28, 2019

Cat

The devils little helpers

Me- your cat is so cute
Satan- I know.

by TheDevilsDaughter May 29, 2016

Cat

A animal that dogs chase, People keep as a pet, chases mice, Scratches stuff, and meows

Dude: Awww my cat is adorable, WAIT DON'T CHASE HIM!

by LilyGamez (Idc about my user) June 19, 2019

Cat

A dumb animal that will bite you once you stop petting it. But THEY ARE SO FLUFFY. They lay around doing nothing except for thinking about taking over the world and killing dogs

It is a nice source of comfort and very very cute. a small domesticated carnivorous mammal with soft fur, a short snout, and retractile claws. It is widely kept as a pet or for catching mice, and many breeds have been developed.

by Ham kitty October 10, 2017