Pegging scale

The Pegging scale (usually a 1-10) is how desirable someone would be to peg and how well they would take it.

Luxy: that Jimmy is a 10/10 on the pegging scale.

Simon: yeah, I think he would take it really well. That Jamie though, nah. Probably a 4/10

by Pogoextreme October 13, 2021

Tate scale

A decimal unit of measurement which grades homosexuality from 0-1 based on Internet celebrity Andrew Tate, the gayest man who's ever lived.

The Tate scale is logarithmic, and the level of gayness increases exponentially as the number approaches 1 on the Tate scale.

A zero is the straightest man who's ever lived. A Zero on the Tate scale has sported a full, luxurious beard since puberty. Every time he had sex with a woman he impregnated her. He's never cried, built his own house, and fixes all his own tools.

A zero is only theoretically possible.

Most men hover between 0.2 and 0.3 on on the Tate scale.

Talking with a lisp, flirting with other men, and rollerblading all approach "The Thin Gay Line" of 0.49

Any physical sexual contact with other men is, definitionally, a 0.5 or greater on the Tate scale.

Most gay men measure between a 0.6 to 0.8 on the Tate scale depending on promiscuity and flamboyancy.

It is only theoretically possible to be as gay as Andrew Tate, the gayest man who's ever lived.

"I heard Joe's gay. I always figured he was a least a 0.45 on the Tate Scale, so it wouldn't surprise me to find he's crossed the thin gay line at least a few times in his life."

by slappy hooper October 15, 2022

Prickter Scale

A scale that measures the severity of a male's negative characteristics; method of measurement for a male's 'prick-like" behavior.

Example: "How dare he scream at you like that. Wow, he's a total 10.5 on the prickter scale!"

by A Frayed Knot by EdgyZen October 30, 2014

Toronto scale

Scale of 1-10 defining the urgency of the need to urinate. This is an exponential scale, meaning the further you progress through the scale the faster the denominations increase. This frequently occurs when travelling into Canada's largest city by car at rush hour.

1 - Not needed
2 - Slight sensation the in the back of the mind
3 - Hmmm, think i have 30mins
4 - Ok, might need to go soon
5 - T-Minus 20 mins
6 - Ok seriously where did the last 10 minutes go
7 - Shit 4 minutes
8 - Ok guys this isn't funny
9 - Fuck there's no way out
10 - Acceptance...anyone got a towel

--Hey Man, I think i need a piss

--How bad is it?

--About a 7 on the Toronto scale

--Oh shit, we've got 4 minutes!!!

by Number17 June 21, 2014

Charlie Scale

A simple 0-1 scale to rate the fuckability of someone.

0 - Wouldn't fuck

1 - Would fuck

person 1: Yo did you see how hot Amber is in that dress?

person 2: Yep, she's an easy 1 on the Charlie Scale.

by Massacre_All_Furries October 18, 2019

scaling hoes

The process whereby one "ranks" or "scales" women from 1-10, with 10 being the highest.

Dan: Yo!! That girl was a nice 8, thats a solid slay.
John: Nah man your bad at scaling hoes. She's a 4, dont you see that third tit on her lower back.

by jwr24 February 22, 2009

Gorlock scale

An inverse scale to female attractiveness(i.e. the higher the rating, the less attractive you are). Inspired by Al Weeezy's rating about herself(I'm not your typical 10), this scale rates typical catfishing behavior from women(e.g. photos of just her face because her body needs a 50-inch flat TV to fit).

"Bro, give me a Gorlock rate for this chick."
"Let's see, triple oversized hoodie, and the rest of the photos are over the chin line. I'd give it a minimum 7 on the Gorlock scale."
"Thanks bro, that's what I thought too."

by (BIGH) October 24, 2023