muff bench

The female equivalent of tea bagging.

Tina snuck up on Dan while he was sleaping and gave him a muff bench.

by Dan Stark August 1, 2006

half muff

Lazy grooming, of the pubic region, resulting in a partial trimmed bush.

My friend, Gordon, exposed his pubis to me. I inquired, in regards to his half muff. He said he ran out of time, in the shower and decided to rock the half muff.

by binkyrodgers October 28, 2011

muff ripper

A person who does the actual waxing and ripping of pubic hair at a salon. Usual some oriental chick.

I went to the muff rippers today because bikini season is coming up.

by Tarrif January 31, 2003

Muff Sausage

1.) It's like muff cabbage except it involves the penis.

2.) A muff filled with sausage.

3.) A hairy pelvic area where you can't see anything except a giant sausage emerging from the tangled muff jungle. If lucky you might see some of the wild life crawling on it.

That guido had the best muff sausage i have ever given head to. The crotch monkeys were swinging away.

by raging GTL December 7, 2010

fairy muff

fairy muff = fair enough

Can't make it to the pub tonight because your mum has died? Fairy muff.

by jasoncart April 8, 2007

morning muff

the musty tang of your vagina in the morning after a long nights rage. the equivalent of 'morning breath' for your vagina.

he went down on me when we woke up, even though i had morning muff!

by jjjes January 24, 2011

Man-Muff

Having enough facial hair to resemble a 70's style bush on ones face. (Typically male)

Damn Jesse... what is up with that MAN-MUFF on your face!?!?

by William A. (Alief, Texas) September 17, 2010