Mr Hankey is Knocking on the Door

Means to have to defecate or have a bowel movement or to have to take a dump. Mainly used for an emergency situation, where the movement in imminent, but can be used for any announcement of your condition.

Remember that jalepeno burrito I had earlier, with the ice cream sundae and Heinekins for dessert? Well, Mr Hankey is knocking on the door about now!!

I've been sick all day, and I think Mr Hankey is knocking on the door again.

by PALABRAMAN July 17, 2009

Knocking at the back door

When someone with a hard on grinds it against your ass while dancing, cuddling, spooning, or just standing behind you.

Tanya loved spooning but hated when her boyfriend used it as an excuse to go knocking at the back door all night.

“That guy at the bar was cute but he was knocking at the back door all night on the dance floor and that’s why I didn’t go home with him. Why bring someone home if you know he’s just packing half a roll of Life Savers in his pants?”

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

knocking on the back door

When a man feigns an attempt at anal penetration in order to startle his partner.

Woman: I told you I don't do that!

Man: Don't worry, I'm just knocking on the back door.

by wiggy_G November 20, 2009

knocked in the shit

Simply means beating someone up. Apparently only used in Florida.

"Gimme my fucking money before you get knocked in the shit!"

"You got knocked in your shit! Ha ha!"

by AZZ-KIKR December 28, 2006

screwed the pooch and knocked it up

To have made a massive, catastrophic blunder. An extension of the more common "screwed the pooch," which adds a more severe consequence to the metaphorical action.

Since invading Iraq, President Bush and his advisors have really screwed the pooch and knocked it up.

by ElOjo January 9, 2008

knocked off the block

Having been punched in the face.

"That guy just got knocked off his block!"

by Smoothal April 13, 2005

Knocking on the Door

When a man slaps (knocks) the head of his dick on top of the woman's clitoris in order to open the lips (door) to her pussy. Can also be applied to a woman's nose and her mouth.

Dick: Knock, Knock
Pussy: Who's There
Dick: I'm knocking on the door, open up!
Pussy: Cum on in.....

by Mr. VanV August 12, 2011