Illuminati Lahey

A known member of the illuminati. Hobbies and special skills consist of voodoo doll making, shrine building, and sleeping on couches.
Wow, you know Illuminati Lahey? I heard he's #IlluminatiConfirmed
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Illuminati

A former organization from the last century, consisting of scientists that wanted to escape from the (at the time) strictly religious outside world. After science became a subject to freely discuss in public without danger, the Illuminati disbanded.
Its name was based on the verb 'to illuminate', due to the members of the former group seeking enlightenment about the world.

In recent years, people started claiming that the Illuminati is some sort of conspiracy order/deity rising to, if not already at, total control of the world.
Said people also claimed the eye within a triangle (the Owl's Eye) found on dollar bills is an "All seeing eye", that is found within any shape that could be seen as a triangle, or anything that could end up with 3 (due to triangles having three sides), no matter how indirect.
Conspiracy theorist: "Illuminati is everywhere! It's controlling us all!"

Random bystander: "Not sure if that guy is desperately trying to be funny, or actually stupid."
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Illuminati

Illuminati, designation in use from the 15th century, assumed by or applied to various groups of persons who claimed to be unusually enlightened. The word is the plural of the Latin illuminatus (“revealed” or “enlightened”).
OMG IS THAT ILLUMINATI!
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I am the illuminati.
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Illuminati

me: oh a triangle
guy1: ILLUMINATI
guy2: thats one heck of a sneaky boi

Basic Math vs One Sneaky Boi
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Illuminati

The (Illuminati)...One world government print the money and only care about power and control over the human mind.
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Illuminati

people claiming to possess special enlightenment or knowledge of something.
"some mysterious standard known only to the illuminati}

of the organization"
dude:1 why are we acting like zombies around this pyramid

dude:2 illuminati
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