To engage in sexual congress.
1) So we went back to hers and totally played hide the ugly.
2) All it took was a couple of gin and tonics and she let me hide my ugly.
2) All it took was a couple of gin and tonics and she let me hide my ugly.
by beigebloke November 27, 2012
Get the hide the ugly mug.the materialisation / dematerialisation of necessities such as keys, weed, food, tobacco, running water. usually happens at home, but also can occur in the pockets, friends' coffee tables, etc.
by somethingplex1 December 29, 2011
Get the hide the thing mug.When your dog chews on a rawhide bone for a week, than the next two days parts of it are hanging out his ass. Termed Rear Hide
by Divercurt February 26, 2011
Get the Rear Hide mug.A seemingly tiny penis (not a micro penis - gross). But when it is aroused it grows exponentially into a gargantuan meat hammer.
Jeff looks unassuming with his tiny bulge in his speedos at the beach. But he definately has a Hide-a-cock and could satisfy a sea lion.
by Gangly Don September 24, 2023
Get the hide-a-cock mug.1- a song everyone had to hear at least once by Liz Robbanet or something like that (i hate my spelling today)
2- A game little kids play and some adults with their kids.
2- A game little kids play and some adults with their kids.
1- Person 1: OMG have u heard the song Hide and Seek?!
Me: YASSSSS i saw it reacting to scp 173
2- Person 1: what were u doin yesterday?
Person 2: playing Hide and Seek with my dad
Person 1: but didn't you do that yesterday?
Person 2: yea its been 13 years and I still haven't found him. He's a rlly good hider :D
Me: YASSSSS i saw it reacting to scp 173
2- Person 1: what were u doin yesterday?
Person 2: playing Hide and Seek with my dad
Person 1: but didn't you do that yesterday?
Person 2: yea its been 13 years and I still haven't found him. He's a rlly good hider :D
by Swapsansfan September 8, 2022
Get the Hide and seek mug.When your wife spends her hard earned money for a boob job only to come home and find her husand playing hide the hammer with a drug induced Male prostitute.
by Sluggou812 November 5, 2022
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