cold heater

When you put a heater in the freezer for a week (make sure it's on but not plugged in) and then douse it in water and then freeze it for another 2 days. After freezing, you plug it in and it explodes and shoots ice everywhere!

White struggle: "Shit mane! That cold heater was crazy!"
Jacob: "Yeah Mane! I got a peice of Ice stuck in my goatse!"
White struggle: "That sucks mane! it was beautiful!"

by Ic Ric July 19, 2014

French Heater

When someone defecates in someone elses dryer to teach them a lesson.

Aunt Romaine said she was gonna french heater Josh's dryer; her exact words were, "Im going to drop a nuclear shitbomb on hiroshitma."

by Buckfutter 111 August 17, 2019

wood heater

A stove that is used to heat a house with wood as it's fuel source. Can be made out of tin, steel, cast iron, etc.

A wood heater heats my house.

by happyatcommonsense March 7, 2015

Peter Heater

It's a heater for your peter

I bought a Peter Heater for my friend

by Jeff The Beast March 23, 2017

Beaner heater

Spicy salsa put on food. Used in situations when you are unable to warm up your lunch. The spiciness tricks you into thinking the meal is warm.

Man, my taco got cold.

- Dude just use the beaner heater.

by Muddy Boots April 17, 2020

heater hugger

A lame person that can't find warmth to enjoy so they decide to hug a heat fan for the day.

your such a @#%& heater hugger.
Fat1ne

by Fat1ne September 7, 2016

Blowin' heaters

To fart. Especially when it was meant to go unnoticed.

Someone on this plane needs to stop blowin' heaters, cause we can all smell it and it stinks.

by Deanis McAwesome November 5, 2017