combed muff

Fit, gorgeous, good looking lady.

That girl is combed muff

by fadden September 22, 2005

Luke Albert Combs

100% God's gift to country music.

I love listening to Luke Albert Combs.

by Bigcountry88 March 6, 2019

comb-over

A certain person in miss astbury's tutor group at hope valley college who is most likely to become a rock-star and gets really pissed off about people calling him comb-over.

hey look there's comb-over
fuck off
but u have a comb-over
i do not have a fucking comb-over alright so just fuck off!

by felix1 May 24, 2006

Hershey Comb-over

An act where a woman is on the top of a bald man giving a 69er. She then intentionally or unintentionally releases messy diarrhea all over his head causing a chocolate hair-like replacement.

In addition, A Bad Hershey Comb-over is when the color of the diarrhea dosen't match the color of his eyebrows.

"Hey Greg, Mike looks 10 years younger since Crystal gave him a Hershey Comb-Over".

by Ray October 25, 2004

presidential comb over

When the president deals with a problem by sweeping it under the rug.

Trump is dealing with the problem of his ties to Russia by giving it a presidential comb over.

by sigeritb March 20, 2017

Comb your beard

Slang for “Calm down”, usually used in Ebonics.

Charles: OMG WHY DID YOU WALK OUT OF THE ROOM?
Dwayne: Comb your beard mutha fucka, I was hungry!

by Kevin16 September 28, 2006

Noah Combs

N: Bangin', sex god, hung like a horse, sexy, sexing you in your booty hole, womanizing, loving them tatas, making you beg for more, but respectful while being all of these things. (Gives girls/boys orgasms in 30 seconds or less...guaranteed *wink)

V: Getting railed hard...REAL HARD...LIKE CRAZY HARD...CAN'T WALK RIGHT FOR A WEEK HARD

Girl 1: I got a great railing the other night, I can barely walk or sit down, still wasn't any Noah Combs.
Girl 2: Yeah, what I'd give to get a Noah Combs, I'd work 7 years for one night of it.
Girl 1: I think if I got a Noah Combs, I'd die, literally die from the pleasure in my butthole.

Girl 2: I'd slather some BBQ sauce on that and just lick it up for as long as I could survive.
Girl 1: My life would never be the same, I'd keep him in bed for eternity if I could. It'd be dirty, sexy, and most of all, illegal in 49 states.

by GratefullyImmobilizedHottie March 1, 2012