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Caterpillar house

A house in such bad shape that it would be easier and more cost effective to bulldoze it.
Sure, you could lay new flooring and put in new windows, but it's would still be a Caterpillar house.
by davezawislak May 30, 2009
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Missouri caterpillar

Putting a caterpillar egg in your urethra, when you see it start to crawl out masturbate until you cum out the caterpillar
I tried to Missouri caterpillar last week but it died inside
by anonymous November 26, 2024
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Caterpillar

Look a caterpillar.
by BeefyToes July 29, 2022
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The Fuzzy Brown Caterpillar

When two men get together and one shits in the others mouth, While the man has shit in his mouth the other

fucks his shit filled mouth.
I am going to give Ryan The Fuzzy Brown Caterpillar.
by Hesh69CSgod January 12, 2021
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Caterpillar thoughts

Thoughts about caterpillars that a guy had
Caterpillar thoughts:
I’ve been thinking about caterpillars
And the things they don’t know
All they do is eat on leaves and then they gradually grow
When they pop out of their eggs, do they have any clue
What their life will have in store for them and what they will do?
They don’t know where they’re headed
They don’t know where they’re from
And they have absolutely no idea what they will become
These little wormies metamorphosize into something more
But I want to make it clear
This song is not a metaphor
I just think caterpillars don’t know what’s going on
They’re dopey as heck, don’t know why we
Respect something that can’t do long division
Write petitions, or pay with a check
(AND I CAN DO ALL OF THOSE THINGS!)
I just think caterpillars don’t know what’s going on!
I can eat leaves, and I can also climb trees
And I can also conceive of what I’ll be in three years:
A keeper of bees
(A beekeeper!)
I’d like to see a caterpillar do that
by Average nonbinarian November 8, 2022
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Caterpillaring

The act of cocooning the day before a big social event so that you’re capable of unleashing the full extent of your social butterfly
P1: today has been a bit quiet
P2: that’s needed sometimes. Will mean you have the energy to be a social butterfly tomorrow. You’ve been Caterpillaring.
by goatymcgoatface December 26, 2023
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Caterpillar

When 2 men are in a spooning position, one of the men spreads their ass and the other guy smacks his dick on the other guys ass while yelling caterpillar.
Guy 1: Hey, lay on your side and spread your cheeks

Guy 2: Ok

Guy 1: Smack* CATERPILLAR! CATERPILLAR! CATERPILLAR!
by silly wet noodel March 25, 2024
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